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Topic: women.....gotta love em
thunderstruck60 Joined Mon 12/08/08 Posts: 554	Fri 12/19/08 12:49 AM
why do women wear make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they stink. lol

djcruz25 Joined Mon 12/15/08 Posts: 1	Fri 12/19/08 12:51 AM
aaaaa ha ha ha u'r so funny with out all the make up and perfume nevermind

Fit2bFunVB Joined Sat 11/01/08 Posts: 175	Fri 12/19/08 12:56 AM
why do women wear make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they stink. lol Why do men open their mouth and speak before thinking? Because they can only use half of their brain at any given moment and their mouths/thoughts are controlled by different halves.

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Fri 12/19/08 12:59 AM
why do women wear make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they stink. lol

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Fri 12/19/08 01:03 AM
That's right up there with this one. Sounds like you don't like women very much. http://mingle2.com/topic/show/189626

35TOO Joined Sat 11/08/08 Posts: 10407	Fri 12/19/08 07:40 AM
AND THERE WILL BE MORE IRAQE SHOE THOWING AT YOU FOR THAT ONE TOO.......

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Fri 12/19/08 11:24 AM
why do women wear make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they stink. lol

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Fri 12/19/08 11:25 AM
Again with the men.

35TOO Joined Sat 11/08/08 Posts: 10407	Fri 12/19/08 11:27 AM
why do women wear make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they stink. lol DO YOU DATE WOMEN OR MEN??????????????

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Fri 12/19/08 12:23 PM
why do women wear make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they stink. lol DO YOU DATE WOMEN OR MEN?????????????? He thinks women are ugly and they stink.

35TOO Joined Sat 11/08/08 Posts: 10407	Fri 12/19/08 12:28 PM
why do women wear make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they stink. lol DO YOU DATE WOMEN OR MEN?????????????? He thinks women are ugly and they stink. OK HE DATES MEN THEN........

michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 14521	Fri 12/19/08 09:02 PM
why do women wear make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they stink. lol Now on this one I am going to agree with you Winx, not a funny joke at all.

thunderstruck60 Joined Mon 12/08/08 Posts: 554	Fri 12/19/08 09:58 PM
come on now. you have to see the humor in this joke. just thought it was a funny was to make fun of women and all the make-up and perfume they absolutely have to have on just to make an appearance in a special event. it is hilarious!

michala Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 143	Fri 12/19/08 10:13 PM
I wear mascara. thats it. and by your reasoning it would be hilarious to say that the reason guys wear their pants halfway down their a$$es is because there isn't anything in their pants to keep 'em up.

thunderstruck60 Joined Mon 12/08/08 Posts: 554	Fri 12/19/08 10:49 PM
I wear mascara. thats it. and by your reasoning it would be hilarious to say that the reason guys wear their pants halfway down their a$$es is because there isn't anything in their pants to keep 'em up. i guess that is why i dress like steve urkhul. lol

Ron1218 Joined Sun 11/30/08 Posts: 1246	Sat 12/20/08 12:07 AM
why do women wear make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they stink. lol Wow man, I think your popularity just went waaaay up. Post a few more of these and you'll be inundated with women!

35TOO Joined Sat 11/08/08 Posts: 10407	Sat 12/20/08 05:42 AM
HEY ARE YOU WEIRD DUDE FROM THAT OTHER FORUM???????????????????????

35TOO Joined Sat 11/08/08 Posts: 10407	Mon 12/22/08 06:18 AM
I wear mascara. thats it. and by your reasoning it would be hilarious to say that the reason guys wear their pants halfway down their a$$es is because there isn't anything in their pants to keep 'em up. i guess that is why i dress like steve urkhul. lol YOUR A MORON.............

Pink_lady Joined Sun 08/24/08 Posts: 2507	Mon 12/22/08 06:23 AM
Why do men post hateful remarks about women..? ...because it helps them deal with rejection better.

35TOO Joined Sat 11/08/08 Posts: 10407	Mon 12/22/08 06:37 AM
Why do men post hateful remarks about women..? ...because it helps them deal with rejection better. BUT ISNT THE MAIN CAUSE OF REJECTION?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????