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Topic: women and condoms
BMWboy4u Joined Thu 11/06/08 Posts: 119	Sun 12/21/08 03:44 PM
No, it's more like the "iron and steel" concept...Mom "irons" and dad "Steals" the fresh pressed pants and shirts..lol

35TOO Joined Sat 11/08/08 Posts: 10407	Mon 12/22/08 06:17 AM
hahaha. i am 110% all about the ladies. just thought that joke was funny and wanted to hear the response from the crowd. i thought it was funny! good grief people... it's a JOKE!!! i'm sure i could offend everyone on this site with some of the jokes my friends and i tell each other. hehehehe!!! exactly. if you get offended by jokes you shouldn't be in this forum. i don't get upset and all bent out of shape if some girls tell a joke about guys in front of me. MOST OF THE LADIES ON HERE THINK YOUR A MORON.........................

thunderstruck60 Joined Mon 12/08/08 Posts: 554	Mon 12/22/08 03:52 PM
not the ones sendin me e-mails. lol

michiganman3 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 14519	Mon 12/22/08 04:56 PM
W = Washing I = Ironing F = Fornacation E = ETC..

Smilin_eyez Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 126	Mon 12/22/08 05:32 PM
I didnt laugh,- not because I'm uber offended, but because it was pretty weak... c'mon ladies, lighten up ...it was a joke

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Mon 12/22/08 06:37 PM
not the ones sendin me e-mails. lol Have they seen this thread?

thunderstruck60 Joined Mon 12/08/08 Posts: 554	Mon 12/22/08 06:45 PM
most of them have complimented me on this thread. they thought it was funny!

amouseinmask Joined Mon 12/22/08 Posts: 147	Mon 12/22/08 07:14 PM
bwa hahahahahaha, now thats a keeper right there

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Mon 12/22/08 07:14 PM
most of them have complimented me on this thread. they thought it was funny! Are we talking about girls or women?

BMWboy4u Joined Thu 11/06/08 Posts: 119	Tue 12/23/08 04:12 AM
that reminded me of the Bob and Tom's morning show and the woman song: She's a woman She's a woman Ladies and gentleman, the woman song She's a woman, yeah She's a woman I am woman, hear me roar, if you don't open my door I can do anything that a man can do, but I don't have too Oh the female sex has a lot more class unless we're lookin' at a male stripper's ass I'm a twenty-first century gal, but I can't set my VCR She's a woman, yeah She's a woman Well I am not your hooker but your still gonna pay Cause sex is a special thing and a darn good weapon Because my body belongs to me Until I get dinner, and a movie I don't sleep around, until I do a credit check She's a woman, yeah She's a woman And I have a mind of my own, which I change every two seconds And I'm not afraid to ask for directions cause I can't fold a map And I stand behind my man So I can nag him as much as I can And I can fight in combat but I can't kill a spider She's a woman, yeah She's a woman And I never tell a lie, but I will fake an orgasm Cause I am the real McCoy, except for my boobs and my face And I don't take drugs and I don't drink booze But I am addicted to buying shoes And I'm very proud of my age, which is none of your freakin' business She's a woman, yeah She's a woman!

35TOO Joined Sat 11/08/08 Posts: 10407	Tue 12/23/08 05:52 AM
not the ones sendin me e-mails. lol TRANSGENDERS...........

35TOO Joined Sat 11/08/08 Posts: 10407	Tue 12/23/08 05:53 AM
most of them have complimented me on this thread. they thought it was funny! GAY MEN............

Seakolony Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 11968	Tue 12/23/08 06:48 AM
what do women and condoms have in common? they spend too much time in your wallet and not enough time on your d*ck. hahahah HEY AGAIN ,DO YOU DATE WOMEN OR MEN???????????? From seeing his two threads of jokes, I'm thinking he has something against women. HE MUST LIKE MEN........... Nah he just didn't have the right kind of woman

Steve86 Joined Thu 11/13/08 Posts: 1	Tue 12/23/08 07:03 AM
wow ppl it was a freakin joke if u seriously cant handle a joke then thats sad and if ur a woman that got offended by that maybe ur the reason why he posted the joke

35TOO Joined Sat 11/08/08 Posts: 10407	Tue 12/23/08 07:22 AM
THATS JOKE IS SO OLD ,IT WAS THE FIRST JOKE ABOUT CONDOMS.......

Giocamo Joined Tue 08/19/08 Posts: 3297	Tue 12/23/08 07:32 AM
Why do women close their eyes during sex? cuz...they can't stand to see a man have a good time...

35TOO Joined Sat 11/08/08 Posts: 10407	Tue 12/23/08 07:43 AM
Why do women close their eyes during sex? cuz...they can't stand to see a man have a good time... OR LOOK AT THUDERSTRUCK60

BMWboy4u Joined Thu 11/06/08 Posts: 119	Tue 12/23/08 08:35 AM Edited by BMWboy4u on Tue 12/23/08 08:35 AM
Why does it take a woman longer to climax then a man? Who cares ?

Differentkindofwench Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 5960	Tue 12/23/08 08:42 AM
Why does it take a woman longer to climax then a man? Who cares ? Just like cars, take the time to care for them, they'll be ready when you want to roll!

35TOO Joined Sat 11/08/08 Posts: 10407	Tue 12/23/08 08:44 AM
Why does it take a woman longer to climax then a man? Who cares ? Just like cars, take the time to care for them, they'll be ready when you want to roll! RIGHT ON WOMEN NEED ALOT OF TLC.....