So, we're thinking the guy failed his wife's scratch 'n' sniff sex test.

Here's why:

Port St. Lucie police are seeking an arrest warrant for a man accused of hitting his wife after she asked to smell his penis to determine whether he was cheating with another woman, reports TCPalm.com

The 37-year-old victim told investigators her husband of three years punched her face and kicked her arms and legs after she accused him of having an affair.

The victim said she told her 25-year-old husband as he used the restroom "to display his penis to her so that she can smell it."

She said she asked him to show his genital area so she could determine whether he was cheating with another woman.

As she went to sniff her husband's penis, he reportedly punched her mouth and started to kick her when she was on the floor. The husband then fled the scene.

Police saw bruises and red marks on the victim's mouth, legs and arms.

We wonder: Does the nose know?

thats crazy. but its obvious he was for what he did to her..

sounds like your typical case of " sniff and run "...which can also apply when you suffer from a cold...

But a cold wont cost you big $$$$$$$$$$ for a divorce lawyer

talk about putting your nose in someone's business




DISCLAIMER: I am not condoning nor excusing the violent way he reacted.

Thats stupid, sniff his penis, gee, what's next, home dna swabs.

I would hope I could fart about the time they sniffed

While she's sniffing that'll give her something to smell

She was probably looking for the smell of latex or vagina... she knew if he was cheating he'd never go for it. If he wasn't cheating he'd not have any issues with his wife being down there with her face...

I just think this is all wrong - we all have our instincts, but to want to smell a man's genitals - just to me that's going a bit far.

Want to smell by poop and see if I am following my diet as well.

If you ever have a feeling your partner is not doing right by you, then chances are he/she is not.

jmo