Topic: Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked
njmom05's photo
Wed 12/17/08 03:55 PM
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your hindquarters in here by 8:00!"

2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

5. You want to see if it's like the dream.

6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

10. No one steals your chair.

no photo
Wed 12/17/08 04:16 PM
yeah noone steals my chairs they know better lol

special_guy's photo
Wed 12/17/08 04:17 PM
and the # 1 reason to go to work naked is.....

To be able to rub up and down on everything to mark your territory

Def03's photo
Wed 12/17/08 04:17 PM
Great! to funny

imsingle951's photo
Wed 12/17/08 04:26 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh

njmom05's photo
Wed 12/17/08 04:38 PM

and the # 1 reason to go to work naked is.....

To be able to rub up and down on everything to mark your territory

I can actually picture one of my ex co-workers doing that!!
laugh

special_guy's photo
Wed 12/17/08 04:51 PM
another good reason would be to save time when going to the bathroom