Define "Egghead:" What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.

What do you call a man who cries when he masturbates? A tearjerker.

What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye almost
killed him.

What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot?
"How come".

Why are cowgirls bowlegged? Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.

What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A
geneologist looks up your family tree. A gynecologist looks up your
family bush!

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Just one, but it
takes an entire emergency room to get it out!

What's the definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.