It seems when Apollo Mission Astronaut, Neil Armstrong first walked on
the moon, he not only gave his famous "One small Step for Man, One Giant
Leap for Mankind" statement, but followed it by several remarks -- usual
communication traffic between him, the other astronauts and mission
control. Before he reentered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark
"Good luck, Mr. Gorsky."

Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival
Soviet Cosmounaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either
the Russian or American space programs.

Over the years many people have questioned as to what the "Good luck,
Mr. Gorsky" statement meant. A few months ago, (Jul 05 Tampa Bay, Fl),
while anwering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the
26 year old question. He finally responded.

It seems that Mr. Gorsky had finally died so Niel Armstrong felt he
could answer the question.

When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with his brother in the
backyard. His brother hit a fly ball which landed in front of his
neighbors bedroom window. His neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorksy. As
Neil leaned down to pick it up, he heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr.
Gorsky.

"Oral sex! It's oral sex you want? You'll get oral sex when the kid next
door walks on the moon!"

((by the way, it is a true story, give me an hour and I will find the
interview...))

so funny!!!!!!!!