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| Topic: ROCKIN AROUND THE CHRISTMAS TREE .. | |
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OOOH OOOH !!! Does a cool little happy dance .. I've been scouring the threads and found some cool gifts for the elephant exchange .. "Twelve-pack of Bud Eleven Wrastling tickets Ten o' Copenhagen Nine years probation Eight table dancers Seven packs of Redman Six cans of Spam Five flannel shirts Four big mud tires Three shotgun shells Two hunting dogs ... And some parts to a Mustang GT." Let's all pick one and play eh? 
I want the table dancers .. but they gotta be male  
I'll take the five flannel shirts, cuz damn I am freezin in this outfit! 
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ok, scuse me while I go find something Christmasy to wear. works for us .. damn woman that was fast!! |
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HOW ABOUT On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me, Twelve silver crosses Eleven black mascaras Ten pairs of platforms Nine tattered t-shirts Eight pentagrams Seven leather jackets Six cans of hairspray Five skull earrings Four quarts of Jack Three studded belts Two pairs of spandex pants And a tattoo of Ozzy... TWISTED SISTER ROCKS....LOL  
I'll take the leather jackets and the platforms 
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ok, scuse me while I go find something Christmasy to wear. works for us .. damn woman that was fast!! 
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Add the studded belts
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ok, scuse me while I go find something Christmasy to wear. works for us .. damn woman that was fast!!
well don't be puttin some ugly flannel shirt over it now |
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ok, scuse me while I go find something Christmasy to wear. works for us .. damn woman that was fast!!
well don't be puttin some ugly flannel shirt over it now 
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That's what the spiked eggnog is for .. the shy's go away
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Ya think Santa can fit these in my stocking????
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speaking of .. gotta run get wine .. bbiab
sharon you're hosting til then
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That's what the spiked eggnog is for .. the shy's go away
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speaking of .. gotta run get wine .. bbiab sharon you're hosting til then
WUT???? I'm out of practice. I used to be the hostess with the mostess, but I've been rather hermitish lately. |
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Ya think Santa can fit these in my stocking????
IF HE CANT FIT THEM ALL IN YOURS CAN I HAVE 1
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(((((((mark))))))) I think Sharon would fore go a few for you to have...
((((((Sharon))))))) you need to call me so we can catch up.... I need some more spiked rum...... |
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(((((((mark))))))) I think Sharon would fore go a few for you to have... ((((((Sharon))))))) you need to call me so we can catch up.... I need some more spiked rum...... I will try to get the courage up to call later. Mark, you can actually have all of them, I was just looking for a bit. |
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Ok, where'd everybody go???
 Nobody I know is even online, so can't invite anyone in.
I suck as a hostess
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The Marine is here
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You seem to be the a find hostess my dear!!!
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You seem to be the a find hostess my dear!!!
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The Marine is here Welcome Marine, grab some spiked egg rum, or whatever else they are serving. I am just holding down the fort till Judy gets back.
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