can anyone freestyle, or i guess keystyle on here?

That would be cool

i guess ill try lol

yo i rip through these threads
like a girl with open legs
after taken down four kegs
stumbling like shes equiped witha peg
then she goes down
o how profound
ha i used a freaken nown
ima freestyle king of this town
not realy just a brilliant clown
you get the flow but not the sound
a milli beat loop it and throw it down
i dont care whos around
im hot as a flare burning now
like oboma with a jerry curl, wow
im just playen, that would be faul
twist this up so i can change up my style
make it worth your freaken while
someone else come in now so i can turn the dial
before i get flows that are sick like viral
infections, no detections, manny imperfections
like elections, any questions?


haha come on someone come and play need some comp

You think it's funny i aint Vanilla ice
so when i grab the mic you betta think twice


i tried i can't do it without swearing,

yea lol

Im on this site trying to mingle
talken to every chick that claims to be single
over 18 your completley legal
fake people pimpin in a buick regal
im cute like a beagal
you ugly like a segal
and smelling like some feckal matter
im the mad hatter,your a mad hater
im the creater, your the faker
i let her, you make her
if your a debater ill see ya later
across the equater, or the ocean
im toasten, probly bosten, usually coasten
like bad omen, bikestyles keep it flowen
1 wheel floaten, bike still going
12 o clock rollen, the clutch im holden
rev limiter exploding, exhaust blowen
o man

yo dogggggggg that's pretty tight for, just freestyle mad props to you, with no swearing at that,

yea lol thanks

you dont have anything..lol

that was weak as hell,dont ask for comp, I was the best battler on the net for 4 years homes.TELEPATHY...remember the name.
you dont want none

frossbtye mi name
well imma get rite into it no time for intros

im crazy ballistic/
insane wen im spittin/
trippin while i got ya girl grippin/
not slippin, many girls claim im pimpin/
but i aint/
im just tryna make bank/
get dat bread cuz i already got cake/
so thanks/
for lettin me run thru ya banks/
im fross cold wen it aint cold/
i got flows/
that make ya feel froze/
givin wack rapper a blue nose/
now this is the end n i close/

well there thats mi profession it aint on of mi best jus sumthin i threw out there

haha telapathy
ill go through u like toilet paper and a$$ B
fake keystyle wannabe G
snatch your retina youl be beggin to see
battle king kill u so e z
flows like little weezy
to trapstar like young jeezy
my flows dont stop to breezy
you cant see me on tv
im underground sleeping,
barley peeping, your mythical boy
leave the game like mystical,toy
mc better train on an elliptical boy
watch your metaphores and punches trickle
im colder then polar ice cap sickles
with a mind full of ridles
your lucks shot, better go find the rainbow skittles

come on make this fun B

I am not gonna be too harsh because I thought in the beginning you might have a chance of keeping pride but then you start spitting off some dum garbage fill in the middle and end..Battles are about punches mainly..flow,wordplay sims and mets,tricky ways to add and incorporate words in lyrics,you just did a crappy rhyme,first part was half decent like I said then you fell way off

and yet no comeback ??? hmmm o well it was worth a try guess you dont wanna

hmm so we got 3 who try, 1 who talks and thats it? no one else wants to give it a shot?

yo step up to the plate
give it a try
at worst whos gonna cry
maby mythical and his criticizing eye
ask him to typ and he'll gladly deny
dude soft as pie, but buzz like a fly
so hot when i typ comps ready to fry
ghetto stealing neighbors wifi
hook, punch, line and sinker ready to die
my underground battles beggin to buy
but your beggin to quit
dude probly on some pagonist sh1t
realizes he cant contain my spiritual witt
folk tails in the mind candle lit
with punches as sharp as a mine pick
i hit quick, a slick prick,
leave um with a thick lip, take his chick
use more moves then a wii fit
god im sick
flat line, call the doctor
nurse got the paddles but i shocked her
the first jolt rocked her, later on i knocked her
i tried to stop her, but thats not the topper
turned into a flopper,
she poped locked then i dropped her
left for the locker, snatched a walker
criticize that my stalker!

go ahead, non writtin off the head, come on peoples its fun.

hmm

When I say Mali, you say Buu!

just call me the lyrical master
when you rhyme all i can hear is "disaster" "disaster" "disaster"
i spit faster
but i can slow it down
like its chopped and screwed
your pride i chopped
your girl i screwed
i spewed ...sick words out of my mouth like i have the flu
give me a brew and a blunt i'll do this all day
u sit and think all day
this took me 1 minute to think and say
ok?
i spray
fully automatic
i lay
death beds
no delay
i dont ask if i can or if i may
like june i just heat it up
up up up
higher i will take you
like im drivin a race car the way i shake and bake you
twisty turvy curvy wurvy...
i blast past and leave your vision blurry
hurry hurry
im headin to the top
bottles pop
hatin? stop
models i pop
sick cars and bikes i cop
have all of yall tryin to get me like a cop

haha finnaly some fun

i guess iv been officialy choped and skrewed
reverse the jokes on you dude
lyrics to rude, lude, x rated like lube
my flows put ya in the mood
to battle like pit bulls over food
step back or get boo'd
ur the disaster flow wannabe master
i leave ya stuck like paper mache with plaster
i make it rain, weather forcaster
flows get faster, call the paster
speak a sermons, rejoice and keep learnen
minds keep turning
got the fire proof booth burning
set it a blaze, its u i faze, the spoof is haze
your toungue twisted in my lyrical maze
ubserd word playez
ur girl feal that bass,
i dont see her face,
maby later shel give u my taste
c how u like kisses thats been laced
sit back and embrace
change the pace, flows hotter then FOX mace
this aint no race, no shake and bake
u need to make a second take
and realize your more fake then ricky lake
ok Will farell, my spits not sterall
melts your aparel,
your a kumar without the harold
im tossin u like monkeys in a barel
fully automatic, i cause havic, start static
to beats like stillmatic,
im kevlar, u plastic
and ima leave u hangen like elastic
im burning u like trash lit
thats it
come back snitch

your skills are so tiny a midget point and laugh at you,

you ball til ya fall shiiiit u fall the ball fall back on you,

your flows aint about ****,your girl could use a **** or two,

give me her number and my member i will show her fool

yo a wheely on a bike that impresses one or two,
now me and your mom? id have your whole family clapping dude,
when it comes to the women,
you got less game than erkel fool,
family matters but answer what would jesus do,
hed let u know that u werent a baller,
or even a ounce of u just wasnt cool,
i merk u with rhymes come around the block and answer to,
if u came around and tryed to punk that means i simply just missed you,
come around again i sware to god ill hit you,
then ill call ur lawyer let him sift through, papers who to give ur crib to, even give your girl a pimp to, then write a song on how me miss you.

undeniably lyrically,
been freestylin since style was free,
yea i aint got a milly,
or a car up on dubs,
but i do got some duct tape,
inside cracked leather, outside rust,
time to step it up a notch,
i been takin it easy,
take ur seat class in session
do u really think u got skills like weezy?
indecision got u wishin that u were in my position,
simply statin that u hatin and pigeons get more bread than your wishin,
u say u ****ed my girl? u might have i dont know,
since she been on the street,
u call her my girl, i call her a ho,
flow sicker n quicker than ussain bolt in olympics,
u simply hatin cuz way back when u got ur shoes took by misfits,
i just speakin some trash,
just bored with this ****,
infiltratin your mind like the government,
im sick with it screw it ill flip this shiit,
like scoops im dippin bish,
keep it comin back like your girl on my stick B,
dont deny it,
im sicker than tom hanks in philly.


i just spitting off shiiit i just want someone to come back then ill respond for real lol. just havin fun