A warning to all Grandmas... be careful what you say... Little Stevie
was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing
outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and
asked her, "Grandma, what is that called when two people are sleeping in
the same room and one is on top of the other?"

She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. "It's
called sexual intercourse, darling."

Little Stevie just said, "Oh, OK." and went back outside to talk and
play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is
not called sexual intercourse! It's called bunk beds! -- and Jimmy's Mom
wants to talk to you!!"

i like the shorter ones you post.

yeah, most people do, cuz there is less reading, my next one is both
great and short, its up there now, like I said, imma be doing these for
a good while