It appears that the Iraqis have resorted to new measures of mass destruction in the form of shoe snipers,first attacking the president. A shoe sniper hiding in the midst of reporters got off two rounds of stinky sniper shoes at the presidents head during a recent conference.
The C.I.A has recently upgraded the alert level warning the population to be on the look out for shoe snipers.
Intel information has reported that these snipers would more than likely hit the malls some time this holiday season and expresses that everyone should be extremeely careful when passing in front of any mall shoe stores.
The government has called for an immediate ban on long range stiletto heels and mid range pumps.N.A.T.O has called for an immediate inspection of all mall shoe stores but foot locker and pay less have failed to comply..an embargo is sure to ensue..
A recent run on all area shoe stores has grown to riot proportions as the American public prepares to defend themselves this holiday season...

He actually did a pretty good job of ducking it. Good reflexes for an over 50 white guy.

Somehow, that doesn't seem all that farfetched.

*runs to the shoestore*

Don`t have to run to the shoe store, got enough in my closet.