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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 9 | |
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hey, im alive 
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it's 9 degrees here right now ......
and snowing like crazy !!!!!!!! |
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I tried backing out of my driveway. Epic Fail.
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Dear diary.......Im the type of mother that will try to stuff a box of corn flakes into the stocking so it will look like its really full!!!!
Can of beans anyone?>?????  
My son would HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWL!!!!
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lmao....
i tryed to park at work last night ..... truck slide to lower parking lot ! |
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Dear diary.......Im the type of mother that will try to stuff a box of corn flakes into the stocking so it will look like its really full!!!! Can of beans anyone?>?????
My son would HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWL!!!!
You only get extra points if you take them out of the box first. 
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lmao.... i tryed to park at work last night ..... truck slide to lower parking lot ! Epic Fail - Parking brake. |
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my mom and dad used to stick rocks ,marbles , bells, and other thing's in our presents just throw us off !
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lmao.... i tryed to park at work last night ..... truck slide to lower parking lot !
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Just dump out a glass of water under the tree. Sorry kids, your presents must have melted.
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Dear diary.......Im the type of mother that will try to stuff a box of corn flakes into the stocking so it will look like its really full!!!! Can of beans anyone?>?????
My son would HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWL!!!!
You only get extra points if you take them out of the box first.
 he knows his mom is weird. Im trying to think of things to get him.......but my mind is like this ----->
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Just dump out a glass of water under the tree. Sorry kids, your presents must have melted.
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<---I need something on this tree......red garland???? Its tooooooooooooooooooooo white!!!
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maybe I will just make some tp people and put them in there in his stocking...... He would have this face -----> 
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Dear diary, I put 15 gallons of #2 diesel all over my trailer box this morning so my load wouldn't freeze. I'm wearing most of it. Then I ran out of fuel on the interstate. Oh hell its only -8 below and -20 below windchill.
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Dear diary, I put 15 gallons of #2 diesel all over my trailer box this morning so my load wouldn't freeze. I'm wearing most of it. Then I ran out of fuel on the interstate. Oh hell its only -8 below and -20 below windchill.
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dear diary........I wore real underwear last night and a shirt under my scrubs!!! Im going to have to invest in more of those underwearssss with bums!!!
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do you mean granny panty's ????
lmao 
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<<-- wearing underwear RIGHT NOW!!
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<<-- wearing underwear RIGHT NOW!!
having unpure thought's right now !
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