WHAT???

NOPE!!! YOU WOULDNT TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Dear diary........Barbie has to go to work!!! But she will be back later in some of the strangest positions!!!

I'll have to run you over with my car!!

have a Good
*Barbie day

dear gyps......i didnt mean to threaten that guy at the liquor store.......im so not like that..

Dear Diary,
Why are all these guys in their 20s checkin' me out all of a sudden? Am I being too immature in my feeling and thinking?

DD
Today was my oldest daughter's 8th bday......

http://mingle2.com/topic/show/189032

awwwww Happy Birthday to your munchkin

... Johnny.
... Ya,
...When was the first time you heard a naughty word.

First time I heard a naughty word, was when I was a child.
I heard it from the chickens, me granny she went wild.
Me granny says now Johnny, the chickens they don't curse.
Be gore says I to granny, twas the chicken said it first.



CHORUS.

Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Now this is chicken talk
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
This is what they say,
When the chickens they do lay.
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off.



Then up the yard me granny came and let an awful shout.
She says to me now Johnny, shut that f'en chickens mouth.
I ran the chicken up the yard, across and all around.
And yet the bleddy chicken wouldn't stop that f'en sound.



CHORUS.

Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Now this is chicken talk
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
This is what they say,
When the chickens they do lay.
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off.



Then granny started cursing ,but the chicken said it first.
The more that granny shouted, the more the chicken cursed.
Granny said I never seen the like in all my life.
I never had a chicken that caused so much strife.



CHORUS.

Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Now this is chicken talk
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
This is what they say,
When the chickens they do lay.
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off.



So lets all sing along.
Lets sing the chicken song.
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Quack quack quack quack ,went the duck.
But the chicken still said fock.


Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock of

Now this is chicken talk
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
This is what they say,
When the chickens they do lay.
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off
Fock fock fock fock, fock fock, fock off.

dear chevy, please remind me not to give anyone advise........or tell a guy at the liquor store that theres a 38 inthe glove box if he wants to talk ****......

Hey folks!

i so love ur sweet face......

i perv. ya ! and i liked it ...

dd- went to work and every thing went fine until i hit the highway .....did 4 doughnut's in the road ...........at 60mph ! had to pull over and check the bloomers ....

Doll, I would check you out, in my twenties
and when you're singing the blues about your ex guy
that's like, "HEY, GUYS! THE DOOR'S OPEN! WHAT THE HECK KIND OF B.S. LINE CAN YOU FEED ME WHILE I AM VULNERABLE???? HURRY....THE....HELL...UP!!!"

That was interesting.

You don't wear underwear.

Straight flow to the ankles.

Brown boot polish.

That kind of "conversation" usually starts with "say your prayers."

Short talk.

<---here is ken .....
i have been a bad boy , i think i need a spanking !!!!