For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack
Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't
know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now
respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the
fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep
N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply
religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla
Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against
her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school
dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe
Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with
them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe
Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they
produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were
inseparable
throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens
brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper
announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were
Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour
the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride,
Pisa Schitt. Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you
can
correct them.

Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt

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That was awesome!!!!!!!

i like patten cows and i thought jack schitt was a load of bullschitt so
glad you sorted that schitt out Crystal.

u don't know jack ****, but i do.

HA HA Duffy...That's funny...

no doubt about you duffy your a smart schitt arnt ya

That was adorable. I think I've met most of them.

yeah, that was some cute schitt

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