One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife,
'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe
it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a
comment go unrewarded.
;
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust'
cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum
Powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker. 'It's not talcum powder; it's
'Miracle Grow'!!!!!!

noice!