um accidently pooted in front of someone and tried to cover it up
i did in front of my daughter's boyfriend
he was from New york he was holding the door open for me as i was coming
up the steps carring groceries
i said oops i stepped on a bullfrog and he said yopu have bullfrogs here
and i said yea and they sound just like a fart when ya step on
one i think i got away with that one

lmao i bet he leads up the stairs now. lmao

the guy was scared to death of bullfrogs

OMG!!!! You kill me woman!!!!!!!!! Np I'm not telling you any of my poot
stories either!!!!!!!!!

naw

i just point at my ole blood hound n say he did it


that poor sad face
he was soooo imbarised





party on...

Just when I pick my jaw up off the floor from one post I turn around and
it drops again.

You are outta your mind woman!

yea but ya love me dont ya ribbit ribbitt

WELL I NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

awwww come on i bet you did and blamed it on a dog

My second wife once corrected me cause I farted in front of my mom.

She was way rude when she did it.

Mom looked at her for just a moment then hiked up her leg and let out a
barn shaker. She looked real innocent like and said 'sometimes you just
got to let ur rip'.

Bullfrogs that was good

We have barking spiders here, they always get the blame

peaches lets leave my x out of this

Well I don't have any recent personal stories of pooting. But one day,
we were having a family outing the day after Christmas at the Movie
Theaters. We all went to see "The Pursuit of Happyness" (I know how to
actually spell the word, that's just how they spell it) which is a
fairly depressing movie. At one of the quietest parts of the movie, my
mom turns to me and says, "Hey, Des, I have to let one loose!" and I say
"Mom, turn to the side that Dad is on. He's used to your gas." So then
my mom turns to my dad's side and just lets it rip!!! The sound was the
funniest thing I've ever heard in my life! It sounded like the little
duck that says, "Aflack." lol

x marks the spot in the underwear if you are not carefull

x aint getting in my underwear ever again

I don't fart myself

But my 2 women does alot

But not innocent old me

Most embarrassing was at a friends grandmothers funeral when the priest
let a thunder cracker go. I've never in my life seen a priest so
repentant and remorseful as he was.
It was all I could do to stop from pissing in my pants.

LA that was really funny i laffed so hard i pooted