A man calls the zoo because he has a gorilla on his roof. The zookeeper soon shows up with a baseball bat, a shotgun, and a pit bull.

"What are you going to do with those?" the man asks.

"Well, you're staying on the ground with the gun and the dog. I'm getting on your roof with the bat and knocking the gorilla off. When he hits the ground, the dog is trained to run over and grab him by the balls and hold him. Then I'll come down and capture him."

"But what's the gun for?" the man asks.

"Well, if something goes wrong and the gorilla throws me off the roof instead, you shoot that dog!"

Heres one for you!


Sneaking In
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant.

"No, no no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!":

A man calls the zoo because he has a gorilla on his roof. The zookeeper soon shows up with a baseball bat, a shotgun, and a pit bull.

"What are you going to do with those?" the man asks.

"Well, you're staying on the ground with the gun and the dog. I'm getting on your roof with the bat and knocking the gorilla off. When he hits the ground, the dog is trained to run over and grab him by the balls and hold him. Then I'll come down and capture him."

"But what's the gun for?" the man asks.

"Well, if something goes wrong and the gorilla throws me off the roof instead, you shoot that dog!"