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I HATE MINGLE
and I hate facebook, and i hate myspace and i hate true.com and I hate tagged and i hate plentyoffish Because someone has written a code that GUARANTEES that anyone I could possibly like will live 1000000000 miles away. The internet has made things much much harder. Not easier. I still come here tho........... |
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I HATE MINGLE and I hate facebook, and i hate myspace and i hate true.com and I hate tagged and i hate plentyoffish Because someone has written a code that GUARANTEES that anyone I could possibly like will live 1000000000 miles away. The internet has made things much much harder. Not easier. I still come here tho........... I was thinking about this earlier. Wondering how it is that they manage to do this so effectively and completely. Do they actually MOVE the people who might be interested to another part of the world? |
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"Do they actually MOVE the people who might be interested to another part of the world?
" Ok that cracked me up. I'd never thought of it that way. Right now EVERY SINGLE woman that gets in touch with me, is in Houston. Im 7 hours away. $10 bucks says if I just happened to move to Houston, Austin would get in touch. CONSPIRACY!!!! If I get married they will no longer get money! Oh wait, mingle2 is free... Gotta rethink this. |
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"Is this the party......
to whom I am speaking???"  
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Edited by
Jess642
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Fri 12/12/08 01:01 PM
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" Sorry I couldn't take your call right now......
......I got better things to do... Leave your name and number, so that you feel your 20 cents wasn't a waste, and then try ringing again another time...cause I probably won't call you back." Leave your message after the beep. 
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Having a crappy vacation day....I need to distract myself....let's see........  My day has been crappy as well, my freakin boss dropped yet another bomb on ALL of her employees. Right now I wish murder wasn't illegal. 
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Hello................Hello.......
is there anybody there????............Hello...... just........... nod......... if you can hear me!!!!!!!! |
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Please tell the cat to get out of the sugar bowl!!!
 But do it nicely......for he is just a baby!!! 
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"Do they actually MOVE the people who might be interested to another part of the world? " Ok that cracked me up. I'd never thought of it that way. Right now EVERY SINGLE woman that gets in touch with me, is in Houston. Im 7 hours away. $10 bucks says if I just happened to move to Houston, Austin would get in touch. CONSPIRACY!!!! If I get married they will no longer get money! Oh wait, mingle2 is free... Gotta rethink this. Everybody within 897,000 miles of me is using the exact same profile. And it's about eleven words long and half of those are misspelled. The other half aren't even really words, they're more like "Hmmmm" and "uuuuuh" and "sput." Half of them end up looking at my profile but they never say anything. Apparently, it needs more sput. |
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"Do they actually MOVE the people who might be interested to another part of the world? " Ok that cracked me up. I'd never thought of it that way. Right now EVERY SINGLE woman that gets in touch with me, is in Houston. Im 7 hours away. $10 bucks says if I just happened to move to Houston, Austin would get in touch. CONSPIRACY!!!! If I get married they will no longer get money! Oh wait, mingle2 is free... Gotta rethink this. Oh hell..I just spit coffee all over my monitor! LOL I'm not laughing at your situation, I'm laughing at the situation. I'm 16 hrs from you...so what's "that" mean...haha!! Ok kiddies...headed out the door again, another dr's appt...Be good, don't wanna have to spank ya's when I get back. Or maybe I do wanna spank ya's...Ok, not the ladies, THAT'S JUST SOOOOO WRONG! I don't swing that way! They didn't dialate my eyes, but going to get my morphine now...booowahhhahhahhaa....I shall be back and stoned at that!! I hope! |
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To my beloved friends that I could not do without: Dan Robin Lisa Lisa Deb Darrel I wish you all the best of Christmases, and the most prosperous of new year's. I love you all. Please forgive me if your name was not mentioned. There are far too many to list, but you certainly have not been forgotten. Merry Christmas to you also Keith! |
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Edited by
Tuck4x4
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Fri 12/12/08 01:54 PM
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Yes,
Never actually write out the word "Ain't" in a profile. One pic of you standing with a hand on your hip and your body cocked to the side is ok. 5 of them tells me you have scoliosis. Try to hide the 4 run down cars in your yard before having a picture taken there. more than 4 cats in a picture with you is scary. If your 25+ do not include a Prom picture as your main. HAWT is not a word.. but hey thanks! Intelligence, honesty, openness and politeness win! Im 100% sure its the same for men. ** maybe this should be its own post. |
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<-----------this person LOVES monday's. most other days are nice, But, mondays are the BEST!!!!!(Hello)--(Hello) anyone there?
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the number you have reached has been didconnected, please hang up and try your call again.
If you believe you have reached this recording in error, hang up and ....... call someone who GAF................ have a nice day!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Can I borrow some mayonnaise?
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Can I borrow some mayonnaise? Special Danny Mayonnnaise? |
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can ya come pick me up.....the car broke down and I'm havin it towed......
oh..... I'm at the strip club on 5th and main ..... I'll wait inside........ |
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glad someone is going to get some tonight
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 They moved my thread...Oh well, at least it's still up Back and Lovin' every minute of it...Oh yeah, and I got the painpills too! 
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"Do they actually MOVE the people who might be interested to another part of the world? " Ok that cracked me up. I'd never thought of it that way. Right now EVERY SINGLE woman that gets in touch with me, is in Houston. Im 7 hours away. $10 bucks says if I just happened to move to Houston, Austin would get in touch. CONSPIRACY!!!! If I get married they will no longer get money! Oh wait, mingle2 is free... Gotta rethink this. 7 Hours?? By foot? I used to get from Pflugerville to Beaumont in under 3 hours.. SHEESH. So young to be driving like an old fart..
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