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Topic: Internet dating sites suck!
buttons Joined Mon 11/06/06 Posts: 25783	Fri 12/12/08 02:16 PM
lol Lex don't forget... "I'm looking for my prince charming" "I'm your knight in shinning armour"

darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Fri 12/12/08 02:18 PM
what a hoot! very funny stuff!

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Fri 12/12/08 02:18 PM
lol Lex don't forget... "I'm looking for my prince charming" "I'm your knight in shinning armour" I know, it's horrible....! Have you seen the "One Glorious Profile" thread? That's where a few of us take our well-earned revenge on the worst profiles of 2008.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 12/12/08 02:19 PM
"I do not want drama so if you have any.... dont contact me" Ummm there was only one person in history EVER that did not have drama. He died at birth. This statement tells me that the first time we talk im going to hear about your ex-husband/boyfriend for an hour. "40 year old woman seeks REAL companion for life long romance. Serious men only reply. Seeking man 23 to 29......" Ok yes, im going to take you seriously. Hahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! This is why reading a profile is almost "pointless". I tend to cyphon out their brain through telepathy through the forums anyways!!!

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Fri 12/12/08 02:21 PM
"I do not want drama so if you have any.... dont contact me" Ummm there was only one person in history EVER that did not have drama. He died at birth. This statement tells me that the first time we talk im going to hear about your ex-husband/boyfriend for an hour. "40 year old woman seeks REAL companion for life long romance. Serious men only reply. Seeking man 23 to 29......" Ok yes, im going to take you seriously. Hahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! This is why reading a profile is almost "pointless". I tend to cyphon out their brain through telepathy through the forums anyways!!! So that's what happened to my brain.

buttons Joined Mon 11/06/06 Posts: 25783	Fri 12/12/08 02:21 PM Edited by buttons on Fri 12/12/08 02:26 PM
i actually saw a profile on here of a 13 yr old... she made it for her dad and he doesnt know.. she is trying to set him up and she has to meet the gal first then she says.."of course i wont be alone i'll have a friend with me" i thought that was weird

JasmineInglewood Joined Wed 11/28/07 Posts: 4447	Fri 12/12/08 02:22 PM
hence why i don't date online. some things in life are best done the natural way without technological assistance... dating and sex are two of 'em.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 12/12/08 02:22 PM
"I do not want drama so if you have any.... dont contact me" Ummm there was only one person in history EVER that did not have drama. He died at birth. This statement tells me that the first time we talk im going to hear about your ex-husband/boyfriend for an hour. "40 year old woman seeks REAL companion for life long romance. Serious men only reply. Seeking man 23 to 29......" Ok yes, im going to take you seriously. Hahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! This is why reading a profile is almost "pointless". I tend to cyphon out their brain through telepathy through the forums anyways!!! So that's what happened to my brain. You can thank me later!!! Btw....do you only think of cheese now????

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Fri 12/12/08 02:23 PM
One of my favorites from last night's One Glorious Profile session: ========== "look for a man like to see nascar on tv and like it send me e-mail send to you ok you hope man good firend to me as on online on aol or yahoo im not on ok you I'm DISADELED good girl like to fun." Did you drop the Scrabble game again?

Tuck4x4 Joined Thu 12/06/07 Posts: 1077	Fri 12/12/08 02:24 PM
Ive met women off of sites. One gave me a toaster and asked me to stop ignoring her. I kept the toaster. One sat outside my house for 3 days in her miata. One drove 4 hours to visit a friend, and that way we could also go on a date! Turned out she had no friend in my town and had to stay at a hotel 3 days. It was my fault though because her plan was to surprise me by staying with me! On the other hand I've met some really awesome people that I talk too on a daily basis. Really good hearts in the same boat as me. Love them to death! .. but they live 1400 miles away. www.datinginsanity.blogspot.com

darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Fri 12/12/08 02:24 PM
i'm hungry now.........smoked gouda.....yeah! that's it!!!

darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Fri 12/12/08 02:26 PM
One of my favorites from last night's One Glorious Profile session: ========== "look for a man like to see nascar on tv and like it send me e-mail send to you ok you hope man good firend to me as on online on aol or yahoo im not on ok you I'm DISADELED good girl like to fun." Did you drop the Scrabble game again?

Tuck4x4 Joined Thu 12/06/07 Posts: 1077	Fri 12/12/08 02:26 PM
I get these 2 or 3 times a day: "Hello. I like your profile. You sound like a great person. Someone that deserves everything in life. All I can give you is great times if you let me. I'm Kelly 27yrs old 5 . 7ft. I'm white . I'm born in germany but grew up in the US ,I will like to learn more about you if you feel thesame you can email me and tell me little about your self. One Thing About me is that i can't give solutions to all of life's problems, doubts, or fears. But I can listen to you, and together we will search for answers. to start up a friendship then other things follow ,here is my email address. KellyDenis10@yahoo.com i can send you more of my picture if you give me your email address. actually looking for a serious man with a good sense of humors who will make me happy till the end of my life . I have been heart broken before and i dont it to happen again I am 100% devoted to the Lord. I try and reflect a Christian life in all areas of my life. I am always looking for God to lead the way. As a child of God, I don’t believe in drama, cheating I would like it very much if you would behonest man .......and i will be happy if you can mail in to my e-mail KellyDenis10@yahoo.com hope to hear back from you soon... Kelly "

usernamefayou Joined Tue 08/26/08 Posts: 1195	Fri 12/12/08 02:27 PM
i'm hungry now.........smoked gouda.....yeah! that's it!!! hey i do that on a pringle's chip one of my favorite snacks

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Fri 12/12/08 02:27 PM Edited by Winx on Fri 12/12/08 02:28 PM
"I do not want drama so if you have any.... dont contact me" Ummm there was only one person in history EVER that did not have drama. He died at birth. This statement tells me that the first time we talk im going to hear about your ex-husband/boyfriend for an hour. "40 year old woman seeks REAL companion for life long romance. Serious men only reply. Seeking man 23 to 29......" Ok yes, im going to take you seriously. Hahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! This is why reading a profile is almost "pointless". I tend to cyphon out their brain through telepathy through the forums anyways!!! So that's what happened to my brain. You can thank me later!!! Btw....do you only think of cheese now???? Cheese....must buy more cheese...cheese....Take me to the cheese leader.

buttons Joined Mon 11/06/06 Posts: 25783	Fri 12/12/08 02:28 PM
i'm hungry now.........smoked gouda.....yeah! that's it!!! yummmmm!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Fri 12/12/08 02:30 PM
I dont know about you fools... but I regularly hook up... and get down... because of Mingle. Ill say it again... "Mingle is the best pimp a woman could have".. MINGLE ROCKSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Fri 12/12/08 02:30 PM
I'll write more later

Riding_Dubz Joined Wed 05/21/08 Posts: 22110	Fri 12/12/08 02:30 PM
i enjoy the outdoors,

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Fri 12/12/08 02:31 PM
I dont know about you fools... but I regularly hook up... and get down... because of Mingle. Ill say it again... "Mingle is the best pimp a woman could have".. MINGLE ROCKSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! Well, that's a great thing if people actually want to meet you....! We're not all so fortunate....!