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I have a stray cat on the tenth floor of my office building where I work. This is truly one of the biggest cats I have ever seen. He or She is standing in the middle of the office hissing as to say bring it on. I have been chosen to extract this cat...I have several options....What would you do.
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I'd go and get the cat.
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Cant you have an office cat????
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If he's anything like my cat, lots of luck
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Feed it.
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Cats are my friends. Even people who have a cat that tell me, "That cat won't go near men/strangers/etc.", that cat will be curled up on my lap within a half hour.
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Get my 22.
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cat-nip......
for the entertainment value only....... disclaimer: no actual animals were harmed in the making of this post. |
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Get my 22. then Id get my 12-gage and give ya a taste--nothing more fun than shooting 'ignant humans |
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Get my 22. i prefer the 40 cal, but you know what they say great minds think alike, |
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Walk right up to it, Pick it up and Pet it........or.... Leave it alone! it will Warm up to You! |
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How about a bb gun? That should help things along.
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I had this problem once, I put on a big pair of gloves & cornered the little bastard & grabbed em, it was a little tricky, but I got em
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Bribe it with cat treats
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call and animal shelter or humane society they should be able to help. Do you have an animal control officer?
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Here Kitty kitty kitty
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problem solved....I somehow intimidated the cat enough to send him down the stairwell. He is now a 9th floor problem....good luck with that
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CALL BATMAN AND TELL HIM ITS CAT WOMAN>>>>...............
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sit down near him, and talk to him....he's scared as hell. he'll ease up enough probably so you can pet him. he'll trust you then........ and as for you hunters that kill pets..... hunt me. i'll hunt you back, and you'll never see me coming. that's a fact. i have a whole natl park in my back yard, just for this...smiles wickedly.
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he .....ummmmmm.....may have missed his best chance to.....
get some.... this week!!!!!!!!!! |
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