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Topic: Songs NOT to sing when...
Engraven_Image's photo
Wed 12/10/08 11:31 PM
...you are at a Police check...

Lol, this topic came to me Today while I was stopped at a Police check on my way to work. I was singing aloud a great song by Aerosmith, but after the cops had asked "What'd you say?", I'd have to say "Janie's Got A Gun" has to make it on the list!!!slaphead rofl

...Nah, na, nah...Nah, na, nah...Nah, na nahhhhhhhhhhh...Janie got a gun...Janie got a gun, whole World's come undone...


........What did her Daddy dooooooooo.... rofl Poor Cops

eileena9's photo
Wed 12/10/08 11:35 PM
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thumper95's photo
Wed 12/10/08 11:37 PM
cop killer would be rather poor choice too

Engraven_Image's photo
Wed 12/10/08 11:37 PM

cop killer would be rather poor choice too
And the "Piggy Song" by ICProfl

Swagge's photo
Wed 12/10/08 11:37 PM
Chamillionare "Riding Dirty"

izzie's photo
Wed 12/10/08 11:38 PM
bad boys.. im sure they get tired of that one.

JustAGuy2112's photo
Wed 12/10/08 11:38 PM
F8ck The Police

thumper95's photo
Wed 12/10/08 11:38 PM
how to make crack would not be wise either

izzie's photo
Wed 12/10/08 11:38 PM
in the words of GNR..


i used to love her.. but i had to kill her..

RKISIT's photo
Wed 12/10/08 11:39 PM
f*ck the police-N.W.A.smokin remember that song

Engraven_Image's photo
Wed 12/10/08 11:39 PM
Got pulled over once and actually turned on my cd player to Brad Paisley singing "Hey, Hey, Mr Policeman"

That Rocked, I got a Ticket!rofl

Engraven_Image's photo
Wed 12/10/08 11:41 PM
HEY, HEY MR POLICEMAN BET I CAN DRIVE FASTER THAN YOU CAN COME ON HOSS,LETS HAVE SOME FUN GO ON SHOOT ME WITH YOUR RADAR GUN YOU LOOK BORED AND I SURE AM CATCH ME IF YOU CAN



HEY, HEY MR POLICEMAN I GOT A '75 FIREBIRD TRANS AM WITH A 455 UP UNDER THE HOOD ME AND MY BROTHER GOT IT RUNNING GOOD WAKE UP BEHIND THEM OLD RAY BANS CATCH ME IF YOU CAN


GO ON TURN ON YOR BLUE LIGHTS SOO PRETTY YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO I JUST FLEW BY I CAN SEE YOU PEELING OUT HOW'S MY DUST TASTE IN YOUR MOUTH COME ON SMOKEY IT'S TIME TO RACE LETS HAVE US A HIGH SPEED CHACE



HEY, HEY MR POLICE MAN CHOPPER IN THE AIR AND A COUPLE OF S.W.A.T. VANS THATS NO FAIR NOW, YOUR BLOCKING THE ROAD WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO GO TIME TO USE MY BACKUP PLAN CATCH ME IF YOU CAN


HEY, HEY MR POLICE MAN I BET I CAN RUN FASTER THAN YOU CAN WITH YOUR BIG POT BELLY AND YOUR COWBOY BOOTS A HUNDRED BUCKS SAYS YOU WON'T SHOOT I KNOW THESE WOODS LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND CATCH ME IF YOU CAN


GO TURN ON YOUR SPOTLIGHT SOO SHINEY I GOT RUNNING SHOES AND I'M YOUNGER THAN YOU AND I GOT ALL NIGHT THERE'S NO WAY YOU'R KEEPING UP WITH ME SO GO ON BACK TO KRISPY KREME IF YOU WANNA QUIT, I UNDERSTAND CATCH ME IF YOU CAN


HEY, HEY MR POLICE MAN I SAID, HEY, HEY MR POLICE MAN


I'M IN THE JAIL HOUSE NOW, I'M IN THE JAIL HOUSE NOW THEY TOLD ME ONCE OR TWICE SON TO RESPECT MY AUTHORITIE I'M IN THE JAIL HOUSE NOW





...so shiney!rofl

no photo
Wed 12/10/08 11:45 PM

HEY, HEY MR POLICEMAN BET I CAN DRIVE FASTER THAN YOU CAN COME ON HOSS,LETS HAVE SOME FUN GO ON SHOOT ME WITH YOUR RADAR GUN YOU LOOK BORED AND I SURE AM CATCH ME IF YOU CAN



HEY, HEY MR POLICEMAN I GOT A '75 FIREBIRD TRANS AM WITH A 455 UP UNDER THE HOOD ME AND MY BROTHER GOT IT RUNNING GOOD WAKE UP BEHIND THEM OLD RAY BANS CATCH ME IF YOU CAN


GO ON TURN ON YOR BLUE LIGHTS SOO PRETTY YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO I JUST FLEW BY I CAN SEE YOU PEELING OUT HOW'S MY DUST TASTE IN YOUR MOUTH COME ON SMOKEY IT'S TIME TO RACE LETS HAVE US A HIGH SPEED CHACE



HEY, HEY MR POLICE MAN CHOPPER IN THE AIR AND A COUPLE OF S.W.A.T. VANS THATS NO FAIR NOW, YOUR BLOCKING THE ROAD WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO GO TIME TO USE MY BACKUP PLAN CATCH ME IF YOU CAN


HEY, HEY MR POLICE MAN I BET I CAN RUN FASTER THAN YOU CAN WITH YOUR BIG POT BELLY AND YOUR COWBOY BOOTS A HUNDRED BUCKS SAYS YOU WON'T SHOOT I KNOW THESE WOODS LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND CATCH ME IF YOU CAN


GO TURN ON YOUR SPOTLIGHT SOO SHINEY I GOT RUNNING SHOES AND I'M YOUNGER THAN YOU AND I GOT ALL NIGHT THERE'S NO WAY YOU'R KEEPING UP WITH ME SO GO ON BACK TO KRISPY KREME IF YOU WANNA QUIT, I UNDERSTAND CATCH ME IF YOU CAN


HEY, HEY MR POLICE MAN I SAID, HEY, HEY MR POLICE MAN


I'M IN THE JAIL HOUSE NOW, I'M IN THE JAIL HOUSE NOW THEY TOLD ME ONCE OR TWICE SON TO RESPECT MY AUTHORITIE I'M IN THE JAIL HOUSE NOW





...so shiney!rofl



laugh

AngieH79's photo
Wed 12/10/08 11:51 PM
Angry Johny by Poe

"I'm gonna kill you, I'm gonna blow you away"

JustAGuy2112's photo
Wed 12/10/08 11:58 PM
Motherf*cker, I Don't Care by the Murderdolls.

no photo
Thu 12/11/08 12:01 AM
Judas Priest's "Breakin' the Law" would be another tune to avoid singing when being booked for... urm... "breaking the law".

izzie's photo
Thu 12/11/08 12:52 AM
how bout..
i shot the sherrif..

hehehe

Engraven_Image's photo
Thu 12/11/08 12:55 AM

how bout..
i shot the sherrif..

hehehe

...but in the middle, throw in "But I did not kill the Deputy...Lucky @ss!"...and drive off!:laughing:

no photo
Thu 12/11/08 07:08 AM
"I Fought the Law and the Law Won"

stealer210's photo
Mon 12/15/08 04:51 PM
"Drive it Like I Stole It" by Apathy

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