Topic: Basic Laws of Human Stupidity | |
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1. I underestimate the number of them out there. 2. They come out of nowhere when you least expect them. 3. They have no concept of their own stupidity. 4. They tend to be found almost entirely on dating sites or driving the car in front of me. yep...if ya drive slower than me, you're an a-hole...if you drive faster'n me, you're an idiot... |
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1. I underestimate the number of them out there. 2. They come out of nowhere when you least expect them. 3. They have no concept of their own stupidity. I have a concept of my own stupidity. ![]() |
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9. Under certain circumstances an intelligent person can display moments of stupidity.
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Edited by
JasmineInglewood
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Wed 12/10/08 07:44 PM
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10. level of stupidity is directly proportional to the level of cuteness of a member of the opposite sex to whom you are speaking.
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9. Under certain circumstances an intelligent person can display moments of stupidity. Einstein: Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. |
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Edited by
mariposakc
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Wed 12/10/08 08:02 PM
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11. There is no defense against avoiding stupid people.
This is stating the obvious but I will state it anyway. 12. Stupid people do dangerous things and put others in precarious situations. |
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"Stupid is, as stupid does".
But ya know... thats how I like em... pretty... but dumb! |
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i'm a big supporter of an idiot free america
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i'm a big supporter of an idiot free america ![]() Yes, but who would provide food for the five of us who would be left? |
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13. Genuius has its limits, stupidity on the other hand does not.
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Edited by
mariposakc
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Wed 12/10/08 08:39 PM
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14. A decrease in human stupidity will lead to a rise of more original thought.
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Let's not forget that the winners of the stupidity class usually become Darwin award winners!
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Let's not forget that the winners of the stupidity class usually become Darwin award winners! Or politicians. |
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My mantra to live by....
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. |
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people behind closed doors.
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people with lots of money.
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“Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.”
-- Frank Zappa |
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"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."
-- Frank Zappa |
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"A hard d%ck has no conscience".... Does it have a name? I think there was a whole thread on that ... ![]() |
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15. Nature has outdone herself with the amount of stupidity in the universe.
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