Number of llamas x width of llama x velocity of truck divided by speed limit minus cosmological constant x speed of light vs. average length of commercial break during reruns of Full House.

And yes, I do realize that this is the first mathematical formula ever to have "vs." in it.

Are you sure you haven't left anything out? Laundry specs?

Oh, but that's another thread entirely!

I'm thinking a crew of six, working in shifts, around the clock....

i wish for a medicine bottle that contained a never ending supply of xanax.

the million dollar idea sounds best

Okay done...but I get to pick the destination.

Ohh no! You arent going to fool me with the wish trick. Thats always trouble and intended to wreak havoc on the life of the person who has their wish granted. There is always a catch.

Im reminded of the "Monkey's Paw" The married couple loses their son in a tragic mill industrial accident where he had gotten caught in one of the machines and torn to pieces. The sad couple wishes on the monkey paw to bring their son back to life. So they hear a knock at the door front. Its the son alright. They had neglected to stipulate that he be restored to his "pre mill accident" condition.

iwish for a humidifier and a dehumidifier. that way i could put them both in the same room and watch them battle it out.