If you ruled the world...

what would be the first few changes you would make and why?




think about it for a minute before you post

world peace

I'd erase all borders and make earth one country.

ahh, wouldn't that be nice!

details though; how would you go about bringing that about if you had all say

for starters id have one global party then start askin wat everybody wants.

al quaeda wants you dead

Welcome to the Forums bro

What I want right now's another beer. I ran out again
...that, and one of the Mingle hotties to come knocking on my door

ditto!!! And I would erase all sickness, bad weather, famine, hate, and bad drugs!!!

Okay.


You're into music and you look good. Why are you on mingle when you have some of the hottest girls at your doorstep in hawaii?

kick out the aliens and send them back to their home planet

HEHE, you silly dilly. A ruler of the world isn't exactly god, he just can erase political and bureaucratic BS

I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT BECAUSE THIS IS THE INTERNET!!!

Do away with the majority of the government, rather useless bunch they are. Start making a really big bomb. Break pinky out of the vet, and leave earth to take over another world.

i wouldn't want that responsibility of the world...but if i could be president for a day/week/month than...

I'd revamp welfare...i'm sorry if you are married and you are both capable of working...find a job. Even if you have 10 kids...i'm one of ten my mom got by on <20G's a year and never went on welfare. You would also need to pass a urine test to keep your benefits...sorry the government shouldn't be paying you to sit around and do drugs.

I'd change the prison system and model everyone of them after tent city in Arizona...they are almost self sustaining...the MILLONS saved i'd redirect elsewhere where we need it...i.e health-care

I'm sorry if you are here illegally and not paying taxes you have 6months to get it squared away or bye bye.

I'd make our national language English....learn it if you want citizenship...and the BILLIONS that we'd save by not having to print everything in two/three/four different languages i'd redirect to our schools/healthcare/homeless.

I'd have a flat tax...regardless of income...why should you be punished for succeeding?

I'm sorry but i'd have EQUAL rights...not SPECIAL RIGHTS....you know what i mean.

that's just a few.....

I would put all those peanut allergy children in their own special school so they can eat bologna all day and not bother the peanut butter kids!!!

I live on the Big Isle which is pretty rural. I think there's only forty thousand residents here on the whole island; slim pickins. Those that do live here, white is the minority, cept for the tourists which are getting fewer by the day.

I dunno. Guess I'm here just passing time. I hope I do find somebody, though I've kinda lost hope.

Ruled, as in actually was obeyed?

Or "ruled" as in governed by trying to herd 6 billion cats with a squirt gun and logic?

Because 5% of the population own 95% of the wealth.

you would actually keep capitalism?



dude, you rule the world, you'd be giving everyone an excellent chance of overthrowing you