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Topic: [[[[[[[ If You Ruled the World ]]]]]]]
TelephoneMan's photo
Wed 12/10/08 02:59 AM

do me a favor and read Capitalism's Achilles Heel


In that book, by any chance was the main mythical character named George W. Bush?

isaac_dede's photo
Wed 12/10/08 02:59 AM




All I would have to do is simply kill every human being but myself on the planet, then I would have it all.

LOL

And all the argumentative people would be gone.




Good luck making clothes, hunting, curing yourself from illness, building your house, and not getting laid


Oi vay... you are so simple to un-think....

Clothes... there would be an entire world of clothes to go take...

Hunting... I would have all of the weapons and all of the hunting tools of the entire world... no problem hunting then, I guess...

Curing one's self... who the hell cares... when I'm dead I'm the last of my species...

House... I would have every house on Earth to claim as mu own

Getting laid.... that's what that one foxy chick is for that I brainwashed a couple posts ago...


Next?

(jeesh... maybe you should change your name from genius something to simple something) LOL

Bat go back to your cave....This is my world!!!! (you can have pluto as a gift)

TelephoneMan's photo
Wed 12/10/08 03:04 AM
Edited by TelephoneMan on Wed 12/10/08 03:07 AM
The one major problem with world domination is the competitive human spirit.

Re-thinking my incestuous seasonings from a prior post, I'll take a hint from King Solomon and take 1,000 wives and 1,000 concubines to my secret hideout before I annihilate all the rest of the population.

Once all 6 billion folks are wiped out (and loaded on a space ship into the sun for burial), except for my 1,000 wives and 1,000 concubines... which I will disperse to all points on the planet so they will never meet...

I will then take a nice long rest in the Batcave....

After I wake up, I will kill the 1 million scientists I had build the funeral space ships... and I will be alone amongst my 2,000 women. All of course, the finest chosen from all over the world...

Especially Eastern European chicks, nothing sounds sexier than an Eastern European chick trying to speak English... LOL

TelephoneMan's photo
Wed 12/10/08 03:07 AM
4 pages of complete and utter non-sense... LOL

isaac_dede's photo
Wed 12/10/08 03:12 AM

The one major problem with world domination is the competitive human spirit.

Re-thinking my incestuous seasonings from a prior post, I'll take a hint from King Solomon and take 1,000 wives and 1,000 concubines to my secret hideout before I annihilate all the rest of the population.

Once all 6 billion folks are wiped out (and loaded on a space ship into the sun for burial), except for my 1,000 wives and 1,000 concubines... which I will disperse to all points on the planet so they will never meet...

I will then take a nice long rest in the Batcave....

After I wake up, I will kill the 1 million scientists I had build the funeral space ships... and I will be alone amongst my 2,000 women. All of course, the finest chosen from all over the world...

Especially Eastern European chicks, nothing sounds sexier than an Eastern European chick trying to speak English... LOL

Are you still having dreams of world domination? You can have dreams i suppose....but you should know as long as i am around you'll always be second best!

I like the idea of a thousand wives.....good thing i have all the money in the world just think of the shopping bill!scared

TelephoneMan's photo
Wed 12/10/08 07:33 PM
Waits until Isaac is sleeping, lops his head off with a sharp Gerber knife... and casts the skull bouncing down the steps towards his former followers... sort of like in a Conan movie...

I am now ruler of the world.

no photo
Thu 12/11/08 06:32 AM
Edited by Alzeimer on Thu 12/11/08 06:33 AM

If you ruled the world...

what would be the first few changes you would make and why?




think about it for a minute before you post



First thing I would do is make everybody on earth including me Blind Deaf and Mute because if we are blind we would not be able to judge others on their skin color, deaf because if we could not hear anyone we would not care about others opinion or beliefs and mute because to many people say stupid things without thinking and then maybe I say a big maybe we could have some peace on this earth.

Atlantis75's photo
Thu 12/11/08 07:43 AM
Edited by Atlantis75 on Thu 12/11/08 07:43 AM
few things i got on my mind:

1. get rid of money. You do what you like to do the best, the system would reward you based on how motivated and hard working you are by pushing you up on the positions. Your reward? Not more wealth, but recognition with awards, and a place in the history books.

2. Everything else follows this, I haven't made up my mind yet.

feralcatlady's photo
Thu 12/11/08 10:18 AM
First off I would revers the salaries of the movie stars, music stars, sports stars etc. and give the teachers, police and fireman the salaries of them.

I would then change the way the government deals with tax breaks for the rich...and give the most tax breaks to the ones that truly work the hardest...and this includes the most single moms raising the kids.


adj4u's photo
Thu 12/11/08 10:20 AM
i would dispose of the world bank and federal reserve

and remove all class status titles

and try to implement many of the ideas of the venus foundation

no photo
Thu 12/11/08 10:40 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOA4ixV-3jU

Mr_Music's photo
Thu 12/11/08 11:43 AM

If you ruled the world...

what would be the first few changes you would make and why?




think about it for a minute before you post



DANG! shocked I had to look twice at this post. I thought I had written it, but I was sure I hadn't!

RKISIT's photo
Thu 12/11/08 11:48 AM
first thing i'd do is build up a trusted advisor committee:smile:

izzie's photo
Thu 12/11/08 11:51 AM

first thing i'd do is build up a trusted advisor committee:smile:
OOOOHHHH!!!!
pick me!!!
could i be Supreme Chanselor??
doesnt that sound cool!?
"supreme Chanselor Izzie"


and i want a HUGE salary..
so i wont have to go to vegas anymore!!!
devildevil

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