It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes





HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

BOY!!!! Isn't THAT the truth!!!

Eh.....no

Why do you think is not?

Because there is no alcohol in that scenario. Or drugs.

yup, just show up nakked and holding aplate of taco's ! and im a happy camper ...

LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY AND ETC............

i went through that. all that. never again, ever.

and it takes more that that to make me happy, but it's still funny as hell

But you told me it was tater-tot something or other that would make you happy....

I am so confuseled....

any kind of tacos?

but men suppose to have the money..

Would definitely work for me

you got it!

taco's or tater-tot cassarole !
and i will do any thing in the world for ya !

I don't know how to make a tater-tot cacerole; so, tacos it is!

Just show up nude, I'll
order take out.

lol.....even better; don't have to cook!

It's not all true! But it is funny!!!

TO MAKE WOMEN HAPPY.........