THINGS THAT MAKE YA GO HMMMMMMM"

97 per cent of all paper money in the United States contains traces of
cocaine.

Over 26 billion dollars in ransom money has been pain out in the US over
the past 20 years.

It is estimated that you’ll spend a year of your life looking for lost
objects.

Catherine the Great relaxed by being tickled, preferably by young
courtiers. For she was an infamous nymphomaniac, particularly as she got
older.

Queen Elizabeth I owned the first wristwatch

The mighty Attila the Hun was only 4ft 6in tall.

Florence Nightingale kept a small owl in her pocket, even while serving
in the Crimean War

When asked to name a colour, three out of five people will say red.

A woman from Worcestershire sneezed every day for 977 consecutive days.

John F. Kennedy could read newspapers from first to last page in 20
minutes.

Mao Tse-tung never brushed his teeth – on the grounds that tigers never
brushed their teeth either

Queen Victoria insisted that husband Albert’s clothes be laid out every
day – even when he had been dead for 40 years.

Walt Disney used to wash his hands every two minutes.

Casanova spent the last 13 years of his life working as a librarian.

In Connorsville, Wisconsin, no man may fire a gun while his female
partner is having an orgasm

The odds of being killed by space debris are one in five billion.

About 1000 people commit suicide on any one day.

Each day is longer than the previous one by 0.00000002 sec. This works
out at 13 sec. each century

Pledge, as in the furniture polish, mean “piss” in the Netherlands

The French have a brand of soft drink call P****t.

The canopy if a rainforest is so thick that only one per cent of
sunlight reaches the ground.

Over 100 tons of cosmic dust fall to earth each day.

The energy released in one day by the eruption of some volcanoes is
800,000 times as powerful as the Hiroshima atom bomb

A 30-year-old Colombian man trying to sneak through Paris airport
customs in 2000 was found to have a boa constrictor in his pants.

The Tokyo head office of contraception manufacturer Fuji Latex is built
in the shape of a condom.

All of Henry VIII’s wives were related to each other.

When ever movie star Joan Crawford changed husbands, she changed all the
toilet seats in the house

More capital cities begin with B than any other letter.

The Berlin bunker where Hitler committed suicide is now a car park.

New Zealand ins the only country which has every climate in the world.

In the 18th century, it was considered the height of fashion to wear
false eyebrows made out of mouse skin.

It was considered elegant for aristocratic ladies of the 16th century to
grow their pubic hair long and tie bows and ribbons in it.

American Jim Fixx, the man who started the trend of jogging, died of a
heart attack while out jogging

A museum in San Francisco has a collection of over 70 vibrators.


Stalin had webbed toes on his left foot

Anne Boleyn had six fingers on one hand and wore special gloves to hide
the deformity. She also had three nipples.

Peter Gabriel and Stevie Wonder were both born on 13 May 1950

Elizabethan women used to think that drinking a puppy’s urine would do
wonders for their complexion

Benito Mussolini used to touch his testicles in order to ward off the
evil eye... at least that was his story.

An Ohio law states that pets have to carry lights on their tails at
night.

The average person has 1,460 dreams a year.

If every person in China stood on a chair and jumped off at the same
time...it would knock the earth off its axis!

In 1991, the average bra size in the United States was 34B. Now it's 36C

A pound of grasshoppers is three times as nutritious as a pound of beef.

Damn My Boobs aren't average anymore

A 30-year-old Colombian man trying to sneak through Paris airport
customs in 2000 was found to have a boa constrictor in his pants



do ya suppose he mighta been a lil less conspicious if he didnt have a
six fooy snake writhing in his pants?

6ft..
that sucker would be about 8 to 10 in. around.