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Edited by
Up2Us
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Poor Santa... so you think your day was bad.
1) Santa was shot down while flying in a no fly-zone over Iraq. 2) Santa made the mistake of going to Chuck Norris house in the middle of the night. (It wasn't pretty....) 3) Santa was attacked by Oprah Winfrey, because he started eating her plate of cookies. 4) One of Santa's helper elf's was molested by Michael Jackson. Who thought the elf was a small child. 5) Three of Santa's reindeer were shot by Sarah Palin while he was on a brief visit. 6) Santa was driving his sleigh down the street stopped at a red light. Three women standing on the corner suddenly attacked him, after he looked at them saying Ho, Ho, Ho... 7) Santa can never figure out what to get Brittney Spears because of all her different personalities.... |
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  Thankyou for making me laugh this morning
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Thankyou for making me laugh this morning
Ya..welcome just made them up....  
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It's rough being that jolly old fat man in the red suit.
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the were good ones.
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Too funny |
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SANTA BETTER GET AN ARMORED SLEIGH..........
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Edited by
Up2Us
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Sat 12/06/08 09:26 AM
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SANTA BETTER GET AN ARMORED SLEIGH.......... Santa applied for Bailout money for updated equipment, but Congress turned him down. Santa is still making wooden toys, and can't compete with China.
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SANTAS SLEIGH WAS MADE IN CHINA , WANT FLY TO MUCH LEAD PAINT............
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SANTAS SLEIGH WAS MADE IN CHINA , WANT FLY TO MUCH LEAD PAINT............ |
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Hey now! Don't be snarfing up on Oprah's cookies!
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