AM I TO PICKY? . I trully am blessed to be clean and sober 4 years and having my health and money dispite decades of foolishness. Fast cars many fast women drugs, booze gambling. Bla Bla. Now only looking to settle down. I would love to give love a second and god willing last chance. Yet now very picky on who my lovers friends are now. Even more when it comes to my lifetime partner. I only ask a few things. Smart, funny, sexy, super lover,, good dancer, good cook, must want children, femmy yet tuff, love animals, loves all types of music, rock and rap included, secure in her womenhood . not to much make up, GOD FEARING, eccentric, Aleast a seven in looks, tight ass. good job she likes, social, sports, sensual, likes to laugh, speaks her mind,not afraid to take control from time to time, tone fit body yet not to much muscle, Not greedy or the hater type, only takes a half hour to get ready, lets me hog the remote, no ADDICTION issues, loves her parents, does not stress out when things go bad, enjoys a lite spanking , ONE OF A KIND WHO DOES NOT FOLLOW THE CROWD!. AM I TO PICKY????????????? LOL D.W> Why not! I am perfect!

not at all..theres a town called Stepford...

Yes.

Sometimes the very person you live happily ever after with.....did not fit into your mold when you met her.


With THAT shopping list......good luck. *says with extreme sarcasm*

Ouch. Talk about wanting perfection. That's a lot to live up to. Nobody's perfect.

NO flipping way can you hog the remote. Its mine. I guess that takes me off the list. Whooo hoooo for me.

None of those criteria are impossible to find, but I doubt you'll find a woman who meets each and every one of them without a hitch. If you do find all of that in one woman, perhaps her standards will be too high for you as well.

When it comes to finding the right woman, follow your heart instead of your head. The amount of compromise you'll have to make is probably proportional to your patience in finding the right one.

To picky !?!??! With all that criteria? You might try the planet Mars, might have a better chance there.

Congrats on the 4 years, btw. That's awesome.

Pick me! Pick Me! I'm perfect!

picky?
you?
oh hell no.

I want the world too.

And this is in jokes and funny stories because??????????

I'm thinkin he should click on one of the ad banners... maybe buy a russian wife? You get what you pay for after all

maybe try one of those new robots they are coming out with? im sure you could program it to do all those things...

*rolling eyes*

Plan on being a lonley man for the rest of your life.

Welcome and congrats on the 4 years of sobriety.
And you have to offer..................... You sound like majorly used goods, around the block too many times, nowhere near perfect and evidently judgmental.

It's okay for you to have 12-stepped, but not your partner??? Back to school for you!!!

thats a freaking tall order....but never settle for anything less than what you deserve..so unless you can fit those criteria or offer something that will equal/surpass your criteria--dont ***** if your dead before Mrs. Right comes along

You win. I thought I was the most "selective" person on here, but no....!!

I may be fabulous But Im the first person to tell anyone that I am not perfect!!!

If I had to look at a perfect person everyday I would go insane. It gets boring. And I have YET to find a perfect person.

So I have no idea why Im not sane!!!

Sounds like another weekend in Yuma,, should be in the plans....

Lexy, I totally agree. I am the remote hog, by the way (to OP)