How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink", and the clerk replies, 'Go ahead'.



Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.



Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records



Who invented the toothbrush ?
A Redneck If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been called a teethbrush.)



Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.



A new Redneck law was just recently passed .
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.



Did you hear that the Redneck governor's mansion
burned down ?
'Yep. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The
library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'

OK ,QUIT PICKON ME ,,,,,,,,,,

I doan git it

why 35TOO?

OMG, that was funny. Thanks, I needed the laugh today. I love the redneck lottery!