Topic: Pregnant Turkey
CATBW56's photo
Thu 11/27/08 05:34 AM
Hope everyone has a wonderful Thanksgiving!!!!




One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick.
She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the birds back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing, when her serving spoon hit something. She reached in and pulled out the cornish hen.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant turkey!"
At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.

It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!



shoesmonkey's photo
Thu 11/27/08 05:56 AM
That's a good one. laugh

njmom05's photo
Thu 11/27/08 05:57 AM
laugh laugh Too funny

mmmike's photo
Thu 11/27/08 06:05 AM
Good one sounds like a fun family

keepthehope's photo
Thu 11/27/08 10:35 PM
laugh

no photo
Thu 11/27/08 11:50 PM
Great. I would like to try that on someone.laugh

carebear19622's photo
Fri 11/28/08 05:57 AM
rofl rofl rofl rofl

too funny

Moondark's photo
Fri 11/28/08 06:03 AM
You mean, aside from the fact that it would really odd that the 'pregnant turky's' "baby" was plucked and had it's head and feet removed and was already gutted?

TheCaptain's photo
Fri 11/28/08 07:49 AM

You mean, aside from the fact that it would really odd that the 'pregnant turky's' "baby" was plucked and had it's head and feet removed and was already gutted?


Details........details......

buttons's photo
Fri 11/28/08 08:28 AM
laugh

Moondark's photo
Fri 11/28/08 08:12 PM


You mean, aside from the fact that it would really odd that the 'pregnant turky's' "baby" was plucked and had it's head and feet removed and was already gutted?


Details........details......


The devil is in the details.....