Eye sea sow menee tiebing misdakes on thiss foreum, eye wundur if itz juss mea?? Am eye juss haloocinating? Ore dew udders alsew no whut eye'm speaging uf?

iff sew pleece respooned wit da corekt spillig sew thatt eye cann undur standd ewe - oo kka??

ur not da onli wone

thang gawd!! eye wus beegining to wander iff itt wus jus mee ore knot!

eye hede it beecuse eye amm alllwaase yousing meye spilll chiker tu mage suree eye neber poast aneethnk thad is snot propper inglish, itz sew frustrateingg, ewe no whut eye meen??

ewe no whut yu meen

fyenally!! sumwon hoo speags prawper grhammer!! a vaampyre aftur mye owen heardt -

noww iff we cun juss mage evree won elss uwhare uff dis prawblem, itt mite mak idt ezeyer tu reed thu powst - doncha thingk?

ear yee, ear yee, ladees and gemelmem uff mingole too - eye emploor ewe tu youse yur spill chikers bee four enderring yur wrepllys, afder awll r we knott civvalised beengs? dew we knot no howw tu tyype wurds propurlee? schall wee knot dew r bess tu purform sugg anne esee taskk? howw hrdd isit reely tu clikk onn thu spill chiker buddon?

led mee ear bagk frum yu pleece, thk yu,..;'?

o - an da namz onn heer, cumon, spider"cmb"wud iz CMB? mornings "ong" jean "iebean? wutz an iebean? A gnu aggee been uf sum tipe?, seam'"monster"?
wud iz dat, sum munstur thad livs inn yur seems?
waree dew yew gyys cumm upp width theess knamez aneeway??

mirror mirror, whud yu doo hidt da copee an paist buddon bye aggcidunt? Andd skypewogger, yur no beeter!! knore iss splen "did lifee"?? wus thad twentee yeers mye deer?

anda lisst gows awn an awn!!

I don't belveie in unisg sepll ccehkers as I neevr milspesl a wrod. I tpye wtih the pcerision of a fnie Siwss wtach and I arcitulate my wdros wtih scuh accuracy taht no one colud eevr misunderstand my thhugots.

Daerest Tbiro,

Yuor apprihenseon conierncng my spnllieg capebilitias is a taepidrtion unwhrtoy of yuor valauble tmie. Pseale rearfin form woyrring auobt scuh tiivral thigns as the amignlent of letetrs within the wdros of a stneence. It is utretly inconseuqential and igsinnificant wtih reepsct to the tipocs of spiritutliay at hnad.

The ceberral cotnent of eitnre parahrapgs is of far mroe signfiicance tahn is the prpoer snqueece of charectars wiihtn the indiaiduvl wodrs in a sennetce.

May yuor postigns be paeasurlble, and yuor underatsndings be pronoufd.

Yruos tlury,
Arabcadbara

and Ruthh, wud r theece nombors afdur yur naim? iz thad newmyrologee? sew is yur naim ""ruthcdfaa""?? an smiless - wuds width duh too esses, dare iz onlee wun essss knot too!!crazee gurmin yu!! an pin"klady" wut kine uf naym iz dat?wuds a klady?

fyenalee, sumwon hoo spills prawperlee, itz abawt thyme!!

thang yu meester awbra kadawbra

Bud az tu "mile soft heusa"? iz dat sum gnu wummunz champoo??

Ore, "tan ya ann" iz dat uh kname ore uh qeesdion?

An mye booteefull trinite, yur kname iz ohhkay bud yu kneverr missige mee know mour?

an duh lisst gows onn!!

Ebidently, peeble hear arr moure iderested inn basshin eeg udders bee leafs.

guud knite awl, mabee thoes wid a zense off huemore whill respund lader.

Eye wud huv rispondid wir it noot fur thu fakt thet et es sew moch wurck. (End new om kumplitee woarn owt. )

thang yu fur yur replie skypehooker, noww goe ged sum wrest.

ya shud cee awl de tiepin masteaks i make befer i hit de edit button....

maebee ma keebored needin a fixin ur sompin..ya reckon?

ewe ar rit wen u sed wat ewe sed

miii loafff ju lon lon taim

eye camt unnerstmb aee worb yur sayim ???