100% FREE ONLINE DATING
sponsored links
| Topic: Good LORD | |
|---|---|
|
|
|
How observant are you? Because I just got a neat IM that said:
"Is that your dog in that picture?" No, it's my bedspread licking my face. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Don't feel bad. Not too long ago, I went to the local supply store to buy two 5-gallon buckets of roof cement (tar). The stuff I normally always used was not in the place it should've been, in fact, it wasn't even there at all. There was something else in its place. I asked the nearest Mensa student employee if this was the same stuff.
He asked me what I wanted to use it for. Oh, gee, I dunno, I thought maybe I'd paint my car with it. Dumbass. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Just a thought man....what if they were referring to you and sending the IM to your dog?
No offence bro...just a joke...if they are stupid enough to ask...it ain't beyond the realms of possibility! |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Just a thought man....what if they were referring to you and sending the IM to your dog? No offence bro...just a joke...if they are stupid enough to ask...it ain't beyond the realms of possibility!  
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
How observant are you? Because I just got a neat IM that said: "Is that your dog in that picture?" No, it's my bedspread licking my face. Coulda been . . . someone else's dog that your were courtin' and sparkin'. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
How observant are you? Because I just got a neat IM that said: "Is that your dog in that picture?" No, it's my bedspread licking my face.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Oh and I thought it was a nose hair.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Oh and I thought it was a nose hair.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I must say, though, strategically, it's a great way to get people to visit your profile!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I must say, though, strategically, it's a great way to get people to visit your profile! It's what I aim for, really. LOL |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
How observant are you? Because I just got a neat IM that said: "Is that your dog in that picture?" No, it's my bedspread licking my face. 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I must say, though, strategically, it's a great way to get people to visit your profile! It's what I aim for, really. LOL Dangit! Wish I had thought of it. |
|
|
|
|
