Topic: Friends with benefits?
Goofball73's photo
Wed 11/26/08 11:27 AM


I am still waiting for someone to offer me one million dollars for one night with me.rant rant rant laugh laugh laugh




I have a post dated check....drool


You look trustworthy. I am sure it won't bounce...right?

lilith401's photo
Wed 11/26/08 11:28 AM
laugh

Raincheck....

Riding_Dubz's photo
Wed 11/26/08 11:30 AM
Edited by Riding_Dubz on Wed 11/26/08 11:45 AM
send her this memo






laugh laugh laugh laugh :wink:

Tazz42's photo
Wed 11/26/08 11:44 AM



I am still waiting for someone to offer me one million dollars for one night with me.rant rant rant laugh laugh laugh




I have a post dated check....drool


You look trustworthy. I am sure it won't bounce...right?



nah....I bank through CB and Loans........haven't seen a bail out plan for him yet!

CleanBathroom's photo
Wed 11/26/08 11:50 AM
CB and Loans

"Where business is going DOWN"

Who has a deposit slip needing to be processed?

Goofball73's photo
Wed 11/26/08 11:52 AM

CB and Loans

"Where business is going DOWN"

Who has a deposit slip needing to be processed?


How about a money order?

CleanBathroom's photo
Wed 11/26/08 12:06 PM


CB and Loans

"Where business is going DOWN"

Who has a deposit slip needing to be processed?


How about a money order?


Alright, but use the slot in the machine on the outside of the building. We don't want any slip and falls in the lobby.

Tazz42's photo
Wed 11/26/08 12:18 PM

CB and Loans

"Where business is going DOWN"

Who has a deposit slip needing to be processed?



So where do I go to get a withdrawal??????
I have a hot guy waiting for my check!!!

Cutiepieforyou's photo
Wed 11/26/08 12:18 PM
Happened to me once and I lost a friend because of it.

REDGIRL67's photo
Wed 11/26/08 12:33 PM
I have a confessionblushing I use to knock the idea until I recently tried it with a friend that I have known for 5 yearsblushing blushing

Now all I have to say on the subject is this: "Don't knock it til ya try it"!laugh

no photo
Wed 11/26/08 12:36 PM
Edited by logjammin on Wed 11/26/08 12:38 PM
You'll never get what you want unless you ask, but you have to remember if it is only "benifits" you have to be able to end it somehow. You might get what you want but in the end you'll have to delete your account, change your email address, get a different cell number, and possibly move. Always remember that women are CRAZY!

Etrain's photo
Wed 11/26/08 12:37 PM
smokin kinkysmokin

CleanBathroom's photo
Wed 11/26/08 12:43 PM

You'll never get what you want unless you ask, but you have to remember if it is only "benifits" you have to be able to end it somehow. You might get what you want but in the end you'll have to delete your account, change your email address, get a different cell number, and possibly move. Always remember that women are CRAZY!


laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

GOLD ... ABSOLUTE GOLD!! drinker

Adrenaline's photo
Wed 11/26/08 12:45 PM
I have had arrangements like this in the past but will never do it again. I am the kind of guy that has a lot of emotion behind my actions. If I am in a "friends with benefits" relationship, it makes it very hard for me and usually the other person to move on with life. In short, it draws out the inevitable. If I can't have all of someone (mind, body, and soul) I won't be interested in just the body. That's just the way I work. Lots of guys can turn their emotions off and consider it just a physical act, but I have never been good at that. If I have a physical relationship with a person it is because there is much more there than that.

TexasBell's photo
Wed 11/26/08 12:55 PM
love the "arrangement" it's perfect for those raining days.....:wink:

CleanBathroom's photo
Wed 11/26/08 12:59 PM

love the "arrangement" it's perfect for those raining days.....:wink:


Check your "viewed" file. It's backed up by now.

newarkjw's photo
Wed 11/26/08 01:06 PM
It can be a nice arrangement but can end up a little tricky when ending it

CleanBathroom's photo
Wed 11/26/08 01:08 PM
Here's what I wrote for her 'cuz people keep asking. Feel free to use it as your lesiure. pitchfork

Dear Knuckleheaded Grease Monkey:

I was having a discussion with a guy through the Plenty of Fish site and we were laughing about how much pressure there seems to be for everyone to hurry up and find “Mr. /Mrs. Right.” It seems absurd because these things take time. You helped me come to the realization that we are on different paths even though we had some fun.

Anyway, all of this led me to thinking about how we had a great time physically despite our divergent plans for the future. So, forgive me for saying it, but I kind of miss spending time with you having some quality, old-fashioned fun. (This is where you blush at the compliment.)

I’m an intelligent girl who’s tired of being controlled by conventional standards and it’s time for me to have fun if I want it. I want someone who I know is decent and takes care of himself and it’s apparent to me that you fit the bill perfectly. You live nearby and you’re not a “man-whore” who I have to worry about carrying around diseases. This said, here is my “Indecent Proposal:”

How about we get together and relieve some tension once in while?

I know it sounds crazy and I realize I’m opening myself up to rejection and criticism by even raising the subject. However, while on a date this past weekend, it became clear to me that sleeping around is far too dangerous and I’ll never know what to expect from the experience. I’d rather have my bread buttered in one place, where I know it’ll be done correctly and safely. ;) (Again, you may blush.)

Now, once we find the right people to join in a committed relationship, we could then move forward with no regrets. It’s a bit of a risk but one worth taking. I know I can handle it and I think you’re capable as well. I mean, c’mon, we both know it was good sexually. So, what the hell?

Your place or mine?

Saying no is okay; but I hope you realize a proposal like this comes less than once in the average guy’s lifetime. I mean, this is Penthouse Forum ****….hahahaha

CleanBathroom's photo
Wed 11/26/08 01:08 PM
Edited by CleanBathroom on Wed 11/26/08 01:10 PM
Feel free to change the intro. It applied to the object of her desire in joking fashion.

TexasBell's photo
Wed 11/26/08 01:09 PM
Very true but....it's best to keep long periods of time between the "visit"....just my experience....it's worked better for me :wink: