I Hate My Life : Theory Of A Deadman


So sick of the hobos always begging for change
I don't like how I gotta work and
They just sit around and get paid
I hate all of the people who can't drive their cars.
B*tch you better get outta the way
Before I start falling apart

I hate how my wife is always up my ass
She always wants to buy brand new things
But I don't have the cash.

I hate my job, all of my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end.
Nothing turns out right There's no end in sight
I hate my life!

How come I never get laid nice guys always lose.
How could she have another headache
There's always some kind of excuse
I still hate my job, my boss is a d*ck
"I don't get paid nearly enough
To put up with all of your sh*t"

I hate my job, all of my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end.
Nothing turns out right There's no end in sight
I hate my life!

I hate that I can't tell when a girl's underage,
You know, I tell her she's a nice piece of as*,
Then her daddy punches me in the face

So if you're pi*sed like me
B*tches, here's what you gotta do
Put your middle fingers up in the air
Go on and say "F*ck you!"

I hate my job, all of my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end.
Nothing turns out right There's no end in sight
I hate my life!

So much at stake, can't catch a break
I hate my life
No, it's nothing new to hear "it sucks to be you"
I f*ckin hate my life

OMG..I know guys like that

And just for good measure...another good one from the new album

Little Smirk

If heaven is a place where the angels go,
Well then I've got a story to tell,
If heaven is a place where the angels go,
Then I guess you're going straight to hell!

Don't wanna leave you now or never,
Cause we're perfect together,
Never wanna be apart,
Dare to take on the simple life.

There was trouble for us when I came home early,
Never would expect to see this,
Its fit to say I could not believe my eyes,
You cracked a smile but had nothing to say,
So I made a list of how you're going to pay!

I Locked you out,
Left you naked in the front yard,
Burned all of your clothes,
Having nothing can be really hard,
Now I'm on the run,
I'd do it all again,
So Catch me if you can,
Cause, I took your car,
With your baby in the back seat,
Cracked your credit card,
Doing ten to deadbeat,
Baby now you know how much it hurts,
When I caught you in the act wearing nothing but a Little Smirk!

Now I feel better,
But its hard to forget,
I never think about looking back,
Cause time has no meaning when your free,
This is what you get,
Come on b*tch,
Now I see who you really are,
Cause happiness is the best we've had,
But caught red handed with a grin on your face,
Didn't think you'd be easy to replace!

I Locked you out,
Left you naked in the front yard,
Burned all of your clothes,
Having nothing can be really hard,
Now I'm on the run,
I'd do it all again,
So Catch me if you can,
Cause, I took your car,
With your baby in the back seat,
Cracked your credit card,
Doing ten to deadbeat,
Baby now you know how much it hurts,
When I caught you in the act wearing nothing but a Little Smirk!

Again and again and again and again and e-yeah....

If heaven is a place where the angels go,
Well then I've got a story to tell,
If heaven is a place where the angels go,
Then I know I'm going straight to hell!

I Locked you out,
Left you naked in the front yard,
Burned all of your clothes,
Having nothing can be really hard,
Now I'm on the run,
I'd do it all again,
So Catch me if you can,
Cause, I took your car,
With your baby in the back seat,
Cracked your credit card,
Doing ten to deadbeat,
Baby now you know how much it hurts,
When I caught you in the act wearing nothing but a Little Smirk!
Wearing nothing but a Little Smirk!

I just think that song is hilarious...lol

Is that your theme song

Had it come out a few years ago it definitely WOULD have been...lmao