RECTUM STRETCHER



While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a
bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in
wait.



The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic
patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"



To which she replied, "I'm late for work."



"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"



I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.



The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher?



And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"



"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way
up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in.

I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I
slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."



"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.



"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."



Traffic Ticket - $95.00

Court Costs - $45.00

Look on the Cop's Face...............PRICELESS

ROFLMMFAO

GOOD ONE, SCOTTY...

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nice.

Props go out to my sister for emailing me this one

thats definitely a great one... and by the way... does your shirt speak
the truth????

Too be honest I have no idea and I really don't plan on finding out LOL

HOLY ****
ROFLMFAO

scotty, that was too funny, I am going to e-mail that to my brother,
thanks