Bring the truth first have no needs to rehearse.
Expect the worst so when it’s all good I’m well versed.
My vocabulary’s extensive, elaborate and pensive.
Breathtaking are the women I date but also expensive.
A jealous chill runs up and down a guys ‘spine.
If I walk past their woman and she decides to want mine.
I just can’t help it, this came with no instructions.
I’m eager & ready to please, at my worst quite scrumptious.
At my best honey you really can’t believe it’s not butter.
Ladies are on a quest to try and be my baby’s mother.
If I had my druthers I’d take a morning flight to the moon.
Enjoy a glass of Tang and return no later than noon.
Hop on a sailboat and sail across the seven seas.
Pop the cap on few ice cold cans of brewski.
I’d be a drunken pirate out for treasure, ale & winches.
A black hat on my head with a sign saying “Hide Your Princess”!
It’s all in fun I’m really not this way except Monday thru Friday, Saturday & Sunday.
Some think it’s so easy being this got damn good.
I’m popular on the scene in high society or the hood.
Enough is too much I see you’re finally getting the picture.
My life is so plush they wrote about me in old scriptures.
It’s just such a shame the day doesn’t last a little longer.
I used to smke so much ganja my friends called me Bonger.

brwn....too funny..

I have the urge to spray you with silly string ...

I Am KOO-KOO

Thanks for getting me A.L & A.G and let the games begin with the silly string attack!
I'M READY!!!!!!!!!!