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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 3
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Mon 11/17/08 08:11 PM
My girlfriend's a **** magnet
My girlfriend's gotta have it
She's hot, can't stop, up on stage doing shots
Tip the man he'll ring the bell, get her drunk she'll scream like hell
Dirty girl, gettin' down, dance with guys from outta town
Grab her ass, actin' tough,
Mess with her, she'll f**k you up
No one really knows if she's drunk or if she's stoned, but she's comin' back to my place tonight!

She likes to shake her ass
She grinds it to the beat
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down
She's naughty to the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She's a BAD BAD GIRLFRIEND

Red thong, party's on, love this song, sing along.
Come together, leave alone, see you later back at home
No one really knows if shes drunk or is she's stoned
but she's coming back to my place tonight
I say
No one really knows just how far she's going to go
but I'm gonna find out later tonight

-CHORUS-

Doesn't take her long to make things right
But does it make her wrong to have the time of her life
The time of her life
(My girlfriend's a **** magnet)
(My girlfriend's gotta have it)

She's a gold digger
Now you figure out its over, pull the trigger
Futures finished, there it went, savings gone,
The money spent

look around and all I see
is no good, bad and ugly,
man shes hot and fixed to be,
the future ex-Miss Connolly!

-CHORUS-


Theory of a dead man

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Mon 11/17/08 08:11 PM

was mutt, there
...nope. But she had 3 huge male freinds with her. Damn she's pretty.

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Mon 11/17/08 08:13 PM
I asked gordon where he's been. He says "duh, I live in canada". His wife is attractive.

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Mon 11/17/08 08:17 PM
Me? Everclear and applejuice. Mark? Scotch. Gordon? Canadian club. Huey? Michelob. Shania? Bud.

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Mon 11/17/08 08:19 PM
everclear and AJ....you will shat fire...::angry: :angry:

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Mon 11/17/08 08:21 PM
devil

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Mon 11/17/08 08:23 PM
dear diary.......I feel much better!!!devil

I ate 2 more cookies!!!bigsmile

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Mon 11/17/08 08:28 PM
Edited by longhairbiker on Mon 11/17/08 08:31 PM
Gordon, huey, me, n mark. 11/16/08. Really drunk. Really.

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Mon 11/17/08 08:29 PM
I want a new drug!!!surprised

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Mon 11/17/08 08:30 PM
one that wont make me talk to much
or make me feel three feet thick

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Mon 11/17/08 08:32 PM
omg 2 canadians!!!! You were in the presence of GOD YOU KNOW!!!surprised

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Mon 11/17/08 08:33 PM
WTF lhb..

.you didn't want to appear to be a creeper..no shanaynay photo????


Gordon, huey, me, n mark. 11/16/08. Really drunk. Really.

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Mon 11/17/08 08:33 PM
Did you ask them if they knew me???? Becauseeeeeeeeeeeeee Im quite famous in Canukistan!!!laugh drinker

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Mon 11/17/08 08:34 PM

one that wont make me talk to much
or make me feel three feet thick
I was trying to remember the words but all my brain did was this ------>huh surprised noway

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Mon 11/17/08 08:36 PM
He was handing out some new CD that he produced. Everyone played everything. Guitar, bass, drums, keys, and sang. I'm glad I gave a whole bunch of underpriveledged kids guitar lessons saturday afternoon for free at the new guitar center. Gave me much needed practice.

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Mon 11/17/08 08:38 PM
pfffffffffft give me some guitar lessons!!!!slaphead

I will act all underpriviledged!!!bigsmile

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Mon 11/17/08 08:39 PM
<------can play Smoke on the water like NOBODIES BIDNESS!!!drinker

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Mon 11/17/08 08:41 PM
I play guitar upside down and back wards I'm left handed bigsmile I can play some pink floyd an dire straights an kansas and ac/dc and of course stair way to heavenlaugh noway an some other chit to

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Mon 11/17/08 08:43 PM

I play guitar upside down and back wards I'm left handed bigsmile I can play some pink floyd an dire straights an kansas and ac/dc and of course stair way to heavenlaugh noway an some other chit to
aWESOME
!!!!!bigsmile drinker

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Mon 11/17/08 08:45 PM
I play piano to , I'm thinkin about doing a Baglady concerto for youtubebigsmile blushing I'm pretty shy though so just thinkin at this point

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