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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 3 | |
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My girlfriend's a **** magnet
My girlfriend's gotta have it She's hot, can't stop, up on stage doing shots Tip the man he'll ring the bell, get her drunk she'll scream like hell Dirty girl, gettin' down, dance with guys from outta town Grab her ass, actin' tough, Mess with her, she'll f**k you up No one really knows if she's drunk or if she's stoned, but she's comin' back to my place tonight! She likes to shake her ass She grinds it to the beat She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth I like to strip her down She's naughty to the end You know what she is, no doubt about it She's a BAD BAD GIRLFRIEND Red thong, party's on, love this song, sing along. Come together, leave alone, see you later back at home No one really knows if shes drunk or is she's stoned but she's coming back to my place tonight I say No one really knows just how far she's going to go but I'm gonna find out later tonight -CHORUS- Doesn't take her long to make things right But does it make her wrong to have the time of her life The time of her life (My girlfriend's a **** magnet) (My girlfriend's gotta have it) She's a gold digger Now you figure out its over, pull the trigger Futures finished, there it went, savings gone, The money spent look around and all I see is no good, bad and ugly, man shes hot and fixed to be, the future ex-Miss Connolly! -CHORUS- Theory of a dead man |
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was mutt, there |
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I asked gordon where he's been. He says "duh, I live in canada". His wife is attractive.
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Me? Everclear and applejuice. Mark? Scotch. Gordon? Canadian club. Huey? Michelob. Shania? Bud.
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everclear and AJ....you will shat fire...:
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dear diary.......I feel much better!!!
I ate 2 more cookies!!! 
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Edited by
longhairbiker
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Mon 11/17/08 08:31 PM
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Gordon, huey, me, n mark. 11/16/08. Really drunk. Really.
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I want a new drug!!!
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one that wont make me talk to much
or make me feel three feet thick |
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omg 2 canadians!!!! You were in the presence of GOD YOU KNOW!!!
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WTF lhb..
.you didn't want to appear to be a creeper..no shanaynay photo???? Gordon, huey, me, n mark. 11/16/08. Really drunk. Really. |
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Did you ask them if they knew me???? Becauseeeeeeeeeeeeee Im quite famous in Canukistan!!!
 
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one that wont make me talk to much or make me feel three feet thick  
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He was handing out some new CD that he produced. Everyone played everything. Guitar, bass, drums, keys, and sang. I'm glad I gave a whole bunch of underpriveledged kids guitar lessons saturday afternoon for free at the new guitar center. Gave me much needed practice.
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pfffffffffft give me some guitar lessons!!!!
I will act all underpriviledged!!!
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<------can play Smoke on the water like NOBODIES BIDNESS!!!
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I play guitar upside down and back wards I'm left handed
I can play some pink floyd an dire straights an kansas and ac/dc and of course stair way to heaven an some other chit to
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I play guitar upside down and back wards I'm left handed I can play some pink floyd an dire straights an kansas and ac/dc and of course stair way to heaven an some other chit to
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I play piano to , I'm thinkin about doing a Baglady concerto for youtube
 I'm pretty shy though so just thinkin at this point
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