A six pack is easier!!!

Pain pain go away

come again some other day!!

ok where did I put my smokes???

Nooooooooooo they arent in the microwave!!!!

The boss and the owner are distant cousins. But the boss gives briefings to the owner to keep him updated. He's been lying to him for years. But really lying to him bad lately. Case in point- remember 2 weeks ago when I had to take over an emergency hazmat cleanup? And one of our trailers was destroyed? And I had to be in charge of the complete recovery? My boss kept that a secret from the owner. Didn't want anyone to know. I ratted him out monday at our safety meeting. The sh!t hit the fan with brute force. Again paybacks are a b!tch.

WEll........if I was the owner.....it wouldnt matter if he was a distant cousin or not. Business is business. I would rat him out!!!

Why dont you become a cheese man!!! Open up a cheese shop!!!

Burning bridges as vengeance is never a proper course of action. But I can use it as a defense to protect myself. Sorry motherf*cker I had to rat you out. You were screwing up and affecting my job. You are f*cking up your job which is f*cking up my job. Dig asshole?

Im about to over medicate!!! I wanna!!! It hurts so bad!!!

...because its hard to compete against the best one in the world which is only 6 miles from my house. Trust me- many have tried and died. You just gotta see eau galles setup. Multimillion dollar operation.

...what hurts?

EAr ACHE....and tooth ache....its all connecte......the pressure!!! Im taking tylenol extra strength sinus meds and ibuprophen and ear drops and NOTHING HELPS!!

<---OPENING up a wine cooler so the pain will go away!!

If I get drunk and pass out I wont feel the pain......great logic because these fukcing meds arent doing anything!!!

I think I will go to the clinic in the morning and tell them to either book an operation on this ear or give me something to fix it for good because Im getting tired of this!!

Quit smoking.

You quit smoking!!!

you sound like my old doctor!!!!

Just stick some tubes in my ears and I will be on my merry way!!

And last but not least bad news at my job is a federal audit which is forthcoming and imminent. Worst case scenario is we lose our authority for 6 months and I'm out a job. So ever heard of rats abandoning a sinking ship? That's where I'm at. Where's my cheese?

Dear Diary,

I really hope Gypsy notices me....

<------passes biker some cheese and a beer!!!

Hmmmmmmmmmm we need to find you a different job!!!

What are your talents???

Hey cowgirl!!!