Topic: So what would YOUR dream girlfriend do? | |
---|---|
Inspire us gals.
|
|
|
|
Let's see
1) Have a pulse 2) Have a functioning brain |
|
|
|
Let's see 1) Have a pulse 2) Have a functioning brain So you wouldn't care if she was controlling or tried to change you? |
|
|
|
Let's see 1) Have a pulse 2) Have a functioning brain So you wouldn't care if she was controlling or tried to change you? Heh. Been there. Won't allow it to happen again. She wouldn't even get in the door. |
|
|
|
everything we wanted to do
|
|
|
|
o man
ive delt with the controlling type in the past those r the ones u wanna stay away from |
|
|
|
My dream girl is a hardcore semi-possessive and proud biker chick who knows how to dance and fight. Who knows how to cook, give good head, has motorbike, everything else wouldn't matter. She drinks and smokes pot too, always buying.
She has to have a chill drama free personality, but totally rugged. GREAT TASTE IN MUSIC and somewhat elitist about it. A total badass, rawr. I'd be her romantic ultra-femme babe. I can't wait to find her once I turn 21 and start hitting up the gay bars. Oh I can't wait.. |
|
|
|
Ohohoh! Here's my copypasta:
Honest trusting intelligent romantic pretty adventurous rich athletic multi-lingual french-japanese bisexual guitarist who has been educated in the ways of old finnish poetry. Now I just have to find her. |
|
|
|
Ohohoh! Here's my copypasta: Honest trusting intelligent romantic pretty adventurous rich athletic multi-lingual french-japanese bisexual guitarist who has been educated in the ways of old finnish poetry. Now I just have to find her. Good luck with that. It's hard to find good guitarists anymore. |
|
|
|
Edited by
PBug
on
Sun 11/16/08 10:47 PM
|
|
Ohohoh! Here's my copypasta: Honest trusting intelligent romantic pretty adventurous rich athletic multi-lingual french-japanese bisexual guitarist who has been educated in the ways of old finnish poetry. Now I just have to find her. Good luck with that. It's hard to find good guitarists anymore. That's true, and it really would rock if she were a fingerstyle guitarist. Like spanish mariachi. edit. Mexican mariachi. confused spanish guitar with it. |
|
|
|
Inspire us gals. My dream girl is the ghost of all feminism made into living breathing heart and soul. My dream girl vanishes out of my sight, but stays just behind the forward edge of my awareness, day and night. My dream girl bursts into my expected daily life without warning, grasping and holding me close in the first-always-everytime-kiss-of-love. My dream girl yanks my hair, kicks and claws and dares to express her rage and her excitement and her happiness without restraint. My dream girl stands amidst the dividing lines twixt mortality/heaven/earth/hell and draws me to live within her embrace in all realms. My dream girl was here...but she's not here now. I do not know if or when she will ever return. My dream girl enjoys my heart breaking for her, and she enjoys her power to heal within the first moment of her reunion with me. Has anybody seen my dream girl? Don't say, if you have. I would die...again. |
|
|
|
Inspire us gals. My dream girl is the ghost of all feminism made into living breathing heart and soul. My dream girl vanishes out of my sight, but stays just behind the forward edge of my awareness, day and night. My dream girl bursts into my expected daily life without warning, grasping and holding me close in the first-always-everytime-kiss-of-love. My dream girl yanks my hair, kicks and claws and dares to express her rage and her excitement and her happiness without restraint. My dream girl stands amidst the dividing lines twixt mortality/heaven/earth/hell and draws me to live within her embrace in all realms. My dream girl was here...but she's not here now. I do not know if or when she will ever return. My dream girl enjoys my heart breaking for her, and she enjoys her power to heal within the first moment of her reunion with me. Has anybody seen my dream girl? Don't say, if you have. I would die...again. I'm not good with english poetry, but I take it your dream girl's a phantom? |
|
|
|
I believe in reincarnation.
|
|
|
|
Edited by
scoundrel
on
Sun 11/16/08 11:20 PM
|
|
I'm not good with english poetry, but I take it your dream girl's a phantom? Not for some lucky guy. She's real. Was real, for me. |
|
|
|
TWIRL OFTEN
|
|
|
|
WHAT man wouldnt want a woman looking at him like this???
<---- |
|
|
|
WHAT man wouldnt want a woman looking at him like this??? <---- Now..if we can just add red-bloodshot-demonic eyes, and dripping fangs.... ...didn't we meet, at Mardi Gras??? |
|
|
|
WHAT man wouldnt want a woman looking at him like this??? <---- Now..if we can just add red-bloodshot-demonic eyes, and dripping fangs.... ...didn't we meet, at Mardi Gras??? |
|
|
|
WHAT man wouldnt want a woman looking at him like this??? <---- Now..if we can just add red-bloodshot-demonic eyes, and dripping fangs.... ...didn't we meet, at Mardi Gras??? Nah. I was beside him. I was the guy with the thong that had Total Recall bulges everywhere. |
|
|
|
Let's see 1) Have a pulse 2) Have a functioning brain So no Vampires or Zombies for you? I see why you are still single. You're too picky. |
|
|