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Topic: So what would YOUR dream girlfriend do?
Nohottiesheresrsly's photo
Sun 11/16/08 09:40 PM
Inspire us gals.

JustAGuy2112's photo
Sun 11/16/08 09:41 PM
Let's see

1) Have a pulse
2) Have a functioning brain

Nohottiesheresrsly's photo
Sun 11/16/08 09:43 PM

Let's see

1) Have a pulse
2) Have a functioning brain



So you wouldn't care if she was controlling or tried to change you?

JustAGuy2112's photo
Sun 11/16/08 09:47 PM


Let's see

1) Have a pulse
2) Have a functioning brain



So you wouldn't care if she was controlling or tried to change you?


Heh. Been there. Won't allow it to happen again. She wouldn't even get in the door.

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Sun 11/16/08 09:47 PM
everything we wanted to do

Rascal7753's photo
Sun 11/16/08 09:55 PM
o man
ive delt with the controlling type in the past
those r the ones u wanna stay away from

Nohottiesheresrsly's photo
Sun 11/16/08 10:29 PM
My dream girl is a hardcore semi-possessive and proud biker chick who knows how to dance and fight. Who knows how to cook, give good head, has motorbike, everything else wouldn't matter. She drinks and smokes pot too, always buying. :wink:

She has to have a chill drama free personality, but totally rugged. GREAT TASTE IN MUSIC and somewhat elitist about it. A total badass, rawr. frustrated

I'd be her romantic ultra-femme babe.

I can't wait to find her once I turn 21 and start hitting up the gay bars. Oh I can't wait..


PBug's photo
Sun 11/16/08 10:34 PM
Ohohoh! Here's my copypasta:

Honest trusting intelligent romantic pretty adventurous rich athletic multi-lingual french-japanese bisexual guitarist who has been educated in the ways of old finnish poetry.


Now I just have to find her.

Ruth34611's photo
Sun 11/16/08 10:36 PM

Ohohoh! Here's my copypasta:

Honest trusting intelligent romantic pretty adventurous rich athletic multi-lingual french-japanese bisexual guitarist who has been educated in the ways of old finnish poetry.


Now I just have to find her.


laugh Good luck with that. It's hard to find good guitarists anymore.

PBug's photo
Sun 11/16/08 10:40 PM
Edited by PBug on Sun 11/16/08 10:47 PM


Ohohoh! Here's my copypasta:

Honest trusting intelligent romantic pretty adventurous rich athletic multi-lingual french-japanese bisexual guitarist who has been educated in the ways of old finnish poetry.


Now I just have to find her.


laugh Good luck with that. It's hard to find good guitarists anymore.

That's true, and it really would rock if she were a fingerstyle guitarist. Like spanish mariachi.

edit. Mexican mariachi. confused spanish guitar with it.

scoundrel's photo
Sun 11/16/08 11:08 PM

Inspire us gals.


My dream girl is the ghost of all feminism made into living breathing heart and soul.
My dream girl vanishes out of my sight, but stays just behind the forward edge of my awareness, day and night.
My dream girl bursts into my expected daily life without warning, grasping and holding me close in the first-always-everytime-kiss-of-love.
My dream girl yanks my hair, kicks and claws and dares to express her rage and her excitement and her happiness without restraint.
My dream girl stands amidst the dividing lines twixt mortality/heaven/earth/hell and draws me to live within her embrace in all realms.
My dream girl was here...but she's not here now.
I do not know if or when she will ever return.
My dream girl enjoys my heart breaking for her, and she enjoys her power to heal within the first moment of her reunion with me.

Has anybody seen my dream girl?
Don't say, if you have.
I would die...again.

PBug's photo
Sun 11/16/08 11:13 PM


Inspire us gals.


My dream girl is the ghost of all feminism made into living breathing heart and soul.
My dream girl vanishes out of my sight, but stays just behind the forward edge of my awareness, day and night.
My dream girl bursts into my expected daily life without warning, grasping and holding me close in the first-always-everytime-kiss-of-love.
My dream girl yanks my hair, kicks and claws and dares to express her rage and her excitement and her happiness without restraint.
My dream girl stands amidst the dividing lines twixt mortality/heaven/earth/hell and draws me to live within her embrace in all realms.
My dream girl was here...but she's not here now.
I do not know if or when she will ever return.
My dream girl enjoys my heart breaking for her, and she enjoys her power to heal within the first moment of her reunion with me.

Has anybody seen my dream girl?
Don't say, if you have.
I would die...again.

I'm not good with english poetry, but I take it your dream girl's a phantom?

Nohottiesheresrsly's photo
Sun 11/16/08 11:15 PM
I believe in reincarnation.

scoundrel's photo
Sun 11/16/08 11:19 PM
Edited by scoundrel on Sun 11/16/08 11:20 PM


I'm not good with english poetry, but I take it your dream girl's a phantom?


Not for some lucky guy. She's real. Was real, for me. ohwell

Cambolaya65's photo
Sun 11/16/08 11:21 PM
TWIRL OFTEN

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Sun 11/16/08 11:23 PM
WHAT man wouldnt want a woman looking at him like this???

<----surprised rofl

scoundrel's photo
Sun 11/16/08 11:25 PM

WHAT man wouldnt want a woman looking at him like this???

<----surprised rofl


Now..if we can just add red-bloodshot-demonic eyes, and dripping fangs....

...didn't we meet, at Mardi Gras???shocked

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Sun 11/16/08 11:27 PM


WHAT man wouldnt want a woman looking at him like this???

<----surprised rofl


Now..if we can just add red-bloodshot-demonic eyes, and dripping fangs....

...didn't we meet, at Mardi Gras???shocked
Uhhhhhhhh were you the guy with the jeans and garlic necklacenoway laugh drinker :banana: ????

scoundrel's photo
Sun 11/16/08 11:29 PM



WHAT man wouldnt want a woman looking at him like this???

<----surprised rofl


Now..if we can just add red-bloodshot-demonic eyes, and dripping fangs....

...didn't we meet, at Mardi Gras???shocked
Uhhhhhhhh were you the guy with the jeans and garlic necklacenoway laugh drinker :banana: ????


Nah. I was beside him. I was the guy with the thong that had Total Recall bulges everywhere.
:wink: happy happy :banana:

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Sun 11/16/08 11:29 PM

Let's see

1) Have a pulse
2) Have a functioning brain



So no Vampires or Zombies for you?

I see why you are still single. You're too picky.

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