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Topic: Would You Throw Hot Biscuits At The Person Above You?
LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 04/09/07 01:58 PM
I know, I know, you thought I was kidding, but no. I was totally serious, because this topic is just as worthy as all of the other "Would You ____________ The Person Above You?" threads. Maybe even moreso, because we have all had bad experiences with hot biscuits, but how many of us have ACTUALLY played chess with a cross-dressing orangutan on a burning 747? BE HONEST! "Topical satire is wasted on the wasted" -- Hoodley Nodbottom

CATBW56 Joined Tue 02/20/07 Posts: 7224	Mon 04/09/07 02:03 PM
Bisquits eh? Only if they are rubberized and a few extra for the llama

Barbiesbigsister Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 1579	Mon 04/09/07 02:05 PM
HEY! HEY! HEY NOW!!! Now if its one thing i have learned from livin here in the south is how to make some real goooood homemade cat head biscuits!!! nope! not throwing any of my biscuits!!!

Barbiesbigsister Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 1579	Mon 04/09/07 02:07 PM
cross dressing orangutan?? i prefer cross dressing midgets but thats for the dating/set community!!!

CATBW56 Joined Tue 02/20/07 Posts: 7224	Mon 04/09/07 02:11 PM
the idea of the cross dressing apes is interesting, wonder if my neighbor qualifies in that catagory

whispertoascream Joined Fri 11/17/06 Posts: 22844	Mon 04/09/07 02:12 PM
Biscuits eh? Last time I threw hot biscuits was at a stripping hippo!

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 04/09/07 02:12 PM
My ex-mother-in-law is too big to be an orangutan, but only slightly larger than a cross-dressing silverback gorilla....

ArtGurl Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 17722	Mon 04/09/07 02:13 PM
I am still learning ... do I butter the biscuit before throwing it? I would hate to screw up the protocol.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 04/09/07 02:16 PM
No, the biscuits CANNOT have butter on them when they are thrown. I cannot stress this enough. Biscuits with butter on them are for the llama. He gets three biscuits for every Number Two pencil he smokes. Don't ask me, it's what the doctor said to do.

cutelildevilsmom Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 8862	Mon 04/09/07 02:17 PM
i throw a bisquit but i threw the damn orangutan out of my house for wearing my undies..there is a limit.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 04/09/07 02:19 PM
Oooops, sorry, that was his aunt! She normally only steals the ones with the flowers on them.

whispertoascream Joined Fri 11/17/06 Posts: 22844	Mon 04/09/07 02:20 PM
Well I know know I need to hide my undies!!!!!

CATBW56 Joined Tue 02/20/07 Posts: 7224	Mon 04/09/07 02:21 PM
Lex, you didn't tell me they had to be butter free, in that case I'm in....here's 3 for the llama for good behavior

twosteper Joined Sat 03/24/07 Posts: 1862	Mon 04/09/07 02:25 PM
naw cat is to pretty to throw anythin at her... hers a flower for her tho... party on...

ArtGurl Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 17722	Mon 04/09/07 02:27 PM
ahh Lex .... LMAO - number 2 pencils ... I wonder what would happen if I slipped him a 6B graphite ....oh oh there I am causing trouble already

Westdeck Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 54	Mon 04/09/07 02:28 PM


CATBW56 Joined Tue 02/20/07 Posts: 7224	Mon 04/09/07 02:30 PM
AWWW thanks Two....having a bisquit thrown at me would be the least of my worries...havin to much much throwing them to the llama

massagetrade Joined Thu 02/22/07 Posts: 8505	Mon 04/09/07 02:31 PM
If she likes it, yes!

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 04/09/07 02:34 PM
ArtGurl, I am really concerned with the Number Nines, because they have plutonium erasers! Llamas exposed to plutonium instantaneously grow to 500 feet and become evil (and clumsy, and fall on buidlings and things).

ArtGurl Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 17722	Mon 04/09/07 02:43 PM
oh oh **inner child run amok** looks around and searches in her studio for a number nine pencil Oh, I am trying so hard to be good too! Here llama llama....