A young boy walks into a pharmasy and says "I have a date with my girlfriend tonight. I think tonight will be the night she gives her virginity up to me. Which condoms should I get?" The pharmasist says "Well we have them in packs of 3's, 6's and 12's" The boy replies "Well after the first time shes gonna love it and want it all the time, so I'll get one pack of each". He buys the condoms and leaves the store.


Later that night at his girfriends house, everyone is sitting at the dinner table. The boy insists on saying grace. He bows his head. Everyone else finishs praying and begins to eat. the boy still has his head lowered. His girlfriend leans over and says "I didn't know you were so religious" The boy quickly replies "I didnt know your dad was a pharmasist"