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A woman will fake an Orgasm for a good relationship.
A man will fake a relationship for a good orgasm. |
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When a woman says that she will call you, she means when she gets home.
When A man says he'll call you, he means before he dies. |
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A man will say and do anything to get her in bed.
A woman will say and do anything to get him into marriage. |
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and the lawyer will say and do anything to get them to divorce
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i like them all
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One of the young girls at work showed me a ring of bruises around her belly button, I said F'in heck, what happened to you?
She said "I had a hot date last night" I said so, did he get rough?..hurt you? She said no, he was blond! Hope you haven't heard that! |
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All so true!!
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