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Corey Haim for sure. He was the cuter one. Would you rather catch your mom masturbating, or have her catch you? Gross. Get caught. At least that way I can pretend in my head that I was turned around and she couldn't see anything or something. Would you rather take a bath in toxic waste and swim around or play in a septic tank for a while? |
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Gross. Get caught. At least that way I can pretend in my head that I was turned around and she couldn't see anything or something. Would you rather take a bath in toxic waste and swim around or play in a septic tank for a while? There's a chance I'd survive the septic tank. Steve O did. Would you rather always have to sneeze or always have to poop? |
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There's a chance I'd survive the septic tank. Steve O did. Would you rather always have to sneeze or always have to poop? Always sneeze. Would you rather always be on the verge of wetting yourself or pooping yourself? |
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Always sneeze. Would you rather always be on the verge of wetting yourself or pooping yourself? Wetting myself would be less stinky. Shove a straw in your pee hole or slam your penis in a car door? |
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Wetting myself would be less stinky. Shove a straw in your pee hole or slam your penis in a car door? I just said verge of. Wouldn't be stinky. Straw. They have those little coffee straws, that wouldn't hurt too bad. Would you rather wear someone else' anal beads around your neck for a week or live in a small trashcan outside of a cheap ghetto Chinese restaurant for a week? |
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I just said verge of. Wouldn't be stinky. Straw. They have those little coffee straws, that wouldn't hurt too bad. Would you rather wear someone else' anal beads around your neck for a week or live in a small trashcan outside of a cheap ghetto Chinese restaurant for a week? Anal beads. Would you rather eat a poo sized booger or a booger sized poo? |
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Anal beads. Would you rather eat a poo sized booger or a booger sized poo? Booger sized poo, I guess. Would you rather sit in a pool of boogers or a tub of poo? |
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Booger sized poo, I guess. Would you rather sit in a pool of boogers or a tub of poo? Pool of boogies. Would you rather be a member of a forum that only had threads about being fat, or being depressed? |
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Pool of boogies. Would you rather be a member of a forum that only had threads about being fat, or being depressed? Threads about people being depressed or actually being depressed? I'll go with the fat thing. Would you rather be fat or smelly? |
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Threads about people being depressed or actually being depressed? I'll go with the fat thing. Would you rather be fat or smelly? Smelly. Have sex with a three foot tall person, or an eight foot tall person? |
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Not have sex for four years, or have a huge sloppy jailhouse tattoo of Taz riding a quad on your forearm? p.s. You have to answer and post another. If you say "neither" or anything like that I'll have to hunt you down and tattoo a penis going into your mouth on your cheek while you sleep. If you don't want to answer, then don't play. not have sex for 4 years |
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smelly
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Hey dream girl, that's a hard one to answer!
Would you rather have two penises as breasts or a breast as a penis? |
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Hey dream girl, that's a hard one to answer! Would you rather have two penises as breasts or a breast as a penis? Two penises for breasts. Could be interesting. Would you rather have a penis for a nose or a vagina for a mouth? |
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