Little Johnny is at school.

During english class they talk about dogs and cats and other animals and the different things they are called.

Johnny finally gets home and looks confused, so his father asks him, "Whats the matter Son"

"We learned some new words at school and Im kinda lost." he said.

"Well perhaps I can help, whats the problem?" asked his now concerned father.

Johnny Exclaims, "We learned about pu**y and b***h and I just dont seem to get it"

"Hold on a sec" His father leaves and returns with a magazine and a red crayon.

He flips to a page near the center, Unfolds it and draws a circle.

"Ok son see everything inside the circle. Thats a pu**y"

Johnny then asks, "well what about a b***h"

"See Everything outside the circle ?"