1. the scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. proceeds will be used to cripple children.

2 ladies bible study will be held thursday morning at 10. all ladies are invited to lunch in the fellowship hall after the B.S. is done.

3 the pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next sunday morning.

4 low self esteem support group will meet thursday at 7 pm. please use the back door.

5 this morning the pastor will preach his farewell message, after chich the choir will sing "break forth into joy."

6 a songest was hell at the methodist church wednesday.

7 remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

8 the eighth-graders will be presenting shakespeare's hamlet in the church basement friday at 7pm. the congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

9 thursday night potluck supper. prayer and medication to follow.

10 the rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of david, the sin of rev. and mrs. adams.

11 tuesday at 4pm there will be an ice cream social. all ladies giving milk will please come early.

12 a bean supper will be held on tuesday evening in the church hall. music will follow

13 at the evening service tonight, the sermon will be "what is Hell?" come early and listen to our choir practice.

14 weight watchers will meet at 7pm at the first presbyterian church. please use the large double door at the side entrance.

15 mrs. johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.

16 please join us as we show our support for amy and alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child.

17 the lutheran men's group will meet at 6pm steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.

18 the associate minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last sunday." i upped my pledge - up yours."

19 our nest song is "angels we have heard get high."

20 don't let worry kill you, let the church help

21 this being easter sunday, we will ask mrs. lewis to come forward and lay an eg on the altar.

22 the service will close with little drops of water. one of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

18 the associate minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last sunday." i upped my pledge - up yours."

18 the associate minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last sunday." i upped my pledge - up yours."

19 our nest song is "angels we have heard get high."

20 don't let worry kill you, let the church help

21 this being easter sunday, we will ask mrs. lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

22 the service will close with little drops of water. one of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.


these were my favorite

Going to take these to the senior center

I saw a funny one the other day, a kid burying a pet which had died-"in the name of the son and father,and into the hole he goes"