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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 2
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 11/12/08 06:50 PM
I often wonder where my other sock went too!!! Take the sock out of your crotch scotty!!! Thats where the other sock is~!!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 11/12/08 06:51 PM
Spray paint your other foot so it looks like a sock. Unless its argyle of course.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 11/12/08 06:51 PM
<-------pulls out random pairs of socks out of bra!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 11/12/08 06:51 PM
Spray paint your other foot so it looks like a sock. Unless its argyle of course. lmaooooooooooooooo!!!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 11/12/08 06:52 PM
After day #6 your sock just got up and ran away. Dirty sock.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 11/12/08 06:53 PM
<---sends scotty socks and a pack of gum for christmas!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 11/12/08 06:55 PM
Remember when you drank too much and got the sh!ts? And you ran outta toilet paper and used your sock? You flushed it. Poopy sock.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 11/12/08 06:56 PM
<-------trying to get that clogg picture out of my mind!!!!! DIRTYSOCKSDIRTYSOCKS!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 11/12/08 06:57 PM
Just wrap your tidy whiteys around your foot. Oh wait! Make sure you didn't crap em first.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 11/12/08 06:57 PM
dEAR DIARY......do you ever have one of those days when youre wearing your clothes and you walk around all day in your clothes and discover....... a SOCK in your pantleg???? Thats just creepy......and strange!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 11/12/08 06:58 PM
Then you get all embarrassed and have to hide your sock???? Lets play hide scotty's sock!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 11/12/08 06:59 PM
But if you did crap your tidy whiteys and your other sock is argyle they should be a close enough match.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 11/12/08 06:59 PM
<-----making a random sock puppet out of scotty's sock!!! I shall name him.......... SUSHISOCK!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 11/12/08 07:01 PM
Ahh, just remove the other sock and go don johnson miami vice style scotty california.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 11/12/08 07:02 PM
If I were a sock where would I go????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 11/12/08 07:03 PM
I think scotty drank his sock!!! Sock juice!!! Its the newest craze~!!!! Yummmmmmmmmmmay!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 11/12/08 07:03 PM
Sushisock!!! Bwa ha ha ha!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 11/12/08 07:03 PM
<----eyeing up biker's ....... SOCKS!!!

scotty1964 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 10197	Wed 11/12/08 07:04 PM
hey i found my sock stupids.............

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 11/12/08 07:04 PM
I like a man with a nice sock!!!