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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 2
longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 11/17/08 10:59 AM
Dear diary, the experiment was a complete catastrophe. We put the new experimental penis enlarger cream on the neighbors chihuahua. Now the dog is the size of an elephant and humped my car. Here I am running in terror of the chihuahua. Bad day.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 11/17/08 11:03 AM
The chihuahua pooped in my yard. Had to borrow a bobcat and a backhoe from a neighbor to pick it up.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 11/17/08 11:03 AM
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG YOU HAVE THE TACO BELL DOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG AND HE IS HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 11/17/08 11:04 AM
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG WEREEEEEE ALLLLLLLLLLLLL SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD LOOOOOOOOOKINGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Mon 11/17/08 11:05 AM


Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 11/17/08 11:05 AM
<------AWAITINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYY GOD!!! YOUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD LOOOOOOOOOOOOKING EMAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 11/17/08 11:07 AM
CANNNNNNNNNNNNN YOU HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR ME???? IM NOT SURE YOU GUYYYYYYYYYYYS ALL KNOW HOW GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD LOOKING WE ARE TODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 11/17/08 11:08 AM
His incessant barking is driving me nuts. Anyone want a horny 9 foot tall chihuahua?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 11/17/08 11:10 AM
His incessant barking is driving me nuts. Anyone want a horny 9 foot tall chihuahua? OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!! THAT CHIUAHUA IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD LOOOOOOOOOOKING!!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 11/17/08 11:11 AM
We brought el diablo to the dog pound and he ate all the cats at the shelter. So they're pretty mad and won't take him.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 11/17/08 11:13 AM
OMGGGGGGGGGGGG BIKER IS GOING TO BE EATEN BY THE TACO BELL DOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 11/17/08 11:14 AM
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE THE BEST LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKING TODAAAAAAAAAAAY???? <-----Votes for Biker!!!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Mon 11/17/08 11:15 AM
votes for biker !

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 11/17/08 11:16 AM
He started chasing his tail and destroyed everything in the house. Like a 9 foot tall tasmanian devil. Still don't know how I'm gonna get my refridgerator out of the ceiling.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 11/17/08 11:17 AM
SENDDDDD HIM TO TACOOOOOOOOOO BELLLLLLLL STAT!!!!LET HIM LOOSE!!!! <------THIS REMINDS ME OF THE CLIFFORD THE BIG BLUE DOG "INCIDENT"

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 11/17/08 11:18 AM
And you can trust me when I say 9 foot tall chihuahua farts are the worst. Like dead rotting corpses.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 11/17/08 11:20 AM
OK WHO PEED IN THE CAT BOX???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 11/17/08 11:21 AM
Dear diary.........I havent had one view today!!! Not one!!!! Do you think I scare men??? WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DOOOOOOOOOOOO YA???????????????

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 11/17/08 11:23 AM
El diablo licked me. I had to shower. Yeah, I got all cleaned up and the big prick licked me again. Yuck. Feel like I got slimed on ghostbusters.

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 11/17/08 11:23 AM < continued at this topic > < last part of this topic is here >
****in AWESOME FACES EVERY BODY!!!!!!!!!!!