A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his
dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts,
worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find
him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"The
mother replies, "well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I
have to get on top of it and help flatten it." "Your wasting your time,"
said the boy. "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled. "Well, when you go
shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it
right back up."

Out of the mouths of babes..

Hilarious, great stuff

LOL too funny but so often true; kids will tell on the rats and not even know it.

One time I was driving my daughter to her mother's house. She was around 3. It was about a 45 minute drive and she was asking question after question. Well, after over 30 minutes of answering questions I finally said, Emily, just wait until you get to Mommy's and then you can ask her. She replied, Does Mommy know everything? And to that I responded real quick without thinking, sometimes she thinks she does. haha - anyway, about 10 minutes after I left her mothers place, i get a text message from her saying, Emily just told me that you said I think I know everything. BUSTED!!!!

Thats great!! lol

BUSTED

Did you text her back and say "Don't you?"