I kid you not...
New Wine for Seniors

California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as



PINO MORE
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I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE




I just could not help it.
That's funny

LOL

I bet there are a lot of people that wished that were true!!