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lawyer and a blond women are sitting together on a plane and the lawyer
says to the women"hows about to pass the time,we ask each other questions..if i dont answer correctly i give you 5$ and you give me 5$ if you dont answer correctly"the women thinks a sec and replies"no i dont think so,ty anyway".The lawyer replies instantly "OK,how about you give me 5$ for every wrong answer you give and i give you 50$ for every wrong answer i give?the women thinks a sec and say"ok you are on..you go first"the lawyer smiles and says"what is the distance between the earth and the moon?"the women quickly goes into her purse and pulls out 5$ and says "here you go,my turn.what has 4 legs going up a hill and 3 comming down?"the lawyer thinks and thinks and finally gives her a 50$ bill,she puts it in her purse and starts reading a book.the man quite pissily asks her.."well what is the answer?"the women reaches in her purse and gives him a 5$ bill. |
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Shows to go...not all blonds are dumb!!
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LMAO
whew Thank you Willow ... not all of us dumbo |
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about time |
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